~Two bros, chilling' at a party, five feet apart cause they're not gay.~ Best friends Chad and West find themselves at a frat party when something they never expected happens. They somehow end up angering the vegans gods and are forced to seek guidance from the vegans of Reject Island. This sends them on an epic quest for redemption as they attempt to save West's life. Notes: *This isn't meant to offend anyone. It's satire. *Comments are encouraged

"ʜᴇʏ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ᴍɪᴅᴏʀɪʏᴀ?" "ɴᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ" "ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ" ---- a story in which kaminari texts the love of his life anonymously, hoping to grow closer to him before it all falls apart. ♡︎