A Resident Evil fanfiction where YOU'RE the star. When a Friday night takes a turn for the worst after an accident, you and your best friends find yourselves tangling with monsters, a deadly conspiracy, and impossible odds. Think you've got what it takes to survive alongside your favorite characters? Only one way to find out.

There once was a girl named Emma, but people called her Blades. She had an obsession with scissors, and lived as a crazy in the Arkham Asylum. When she goes for a "meet & greet" with Doctor Crane, will he spare her mind from her fears?

Greetings Mortals. As part of my punishment in Asgard for attempting to do something useful with your race, my "father" Odin is forcing me to answer any of your ridiculous and useless questions you may have. Im warning you pathetic mortals now, do not bore me with your questions if you know whats good for you. ~ Loki (Thor speaking- ask him whatever you please. My brother has to answer and do not heed his warning for he cant possibly harm you in any way while locked up in a cell. )

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Rosie Walker is starting at her new school, terrified of what it will be like. But in a class with some very, very interesting individuals, what could go wrong? -This is pure randomness guys haha :) but hope you enjoy :) - (This fanfic contains Sherlock, DW, Merlin, Avengers, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices, Star Trek, and some others XD) ~x~

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

"I'm joking." I laughed. "Mars? How about fish and chips on Mars?" He smiled down at me. "I have a better idea." When a supposedly mad man with a box whisks Ash away from her home on her twenty first birthday, Ash's whole world is turned upside down. In a world of time and space at her finger tips Ash manages to make enemies with some aliens and plunges herself and The Doctor into a spot of trouble. And why is her necklace so important? NOTE: I do not own BBC or any of their copy writed makings. At the end of the story I will write a list of what I have made up and is not officially a part of Doctor Who.

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and Thor force Clint Barton to lead them to Natasha Romanoff's chocolate stash. But when they finally open the her safe, they don't find the secret stash, they find a slide.