So this is one of those stories that might make you want to say the title... that's because the story is weird. Extremely weird. And confusing, too. Anyways, I [DerpyBeluga] hope you enjoy, and come back later. Contains violence, forehead lasers, and potatoes. Disclaimer from Tobias Eon: This story was written completely by DerpyBeluga. This work is all his, but he asked me to publish it here for him. I do not own any of the writing in this story.