"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Lucy Heartfillia is more than what she seems. P.S. There are typos in here so if you're going to be triggered by that then please do not read, because I'm not going to go back and fix everything. Also this is a fan fiction so not everything follows the cannon story.

GRAMMAR WARNING: ITS COMPLETE GARBAGE ⚠️ Lisanna coming back that's a good thing right? Wrong. The guild ignores Lucy and even hurts her mentally and physically. After months of the hell, she had to go through someone saved her. That one person just so happen to be her sister, Ayama Heartfilia. Lucy discovers that she is the dragon princess while her sister is the queen. What awaits the sisters in the future? #28 - Lucy #249 - Magic FYI: I don't own fairytail I wish I did though but Hiro does a great job.

They were business rivals , ex bestfriends and "married." Lucy Heartfilia, 21 years young - owner of Love and Lucky Incorporated Natsu Dragneel, 22 years young- owner of Fire Dragon Industries Raised as friends grew up as enemy's. Lucy needed to one up her company being she wasn't born in the country she couldn't, what happens when she sees Natsu and lies about them being engaged, will their hatred disappear? {Oct 14,2015 - February 15,2017} Disclaimer: All characters belong to Hiro Mashima. The owner and creator or FairyTail Cover art by @Kaleta.lapoin /Instagram.

After Lisanna Strauss comes back from Edolas, Lucy Heartfilia gets badly injured each time she enters he guild, and the only people who don't attack her are Levy, Gajeel, Gray, Juvia, Lisanna, Wendy, Mira, Laxus Master and the exceeds. One day, she gets kicked out of Team Natsu, and has enough of everyone's abuse she leaves Fairy Tail to train to become stronger. When Lucy leaves she finds out she has a power no one has ever seen before. BTW-LASANNA ISN'T EVIL Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. COMPLETED!!!!!

Violet Grace Ames, her face is innocent as an angel but wild in the inside. Axel Ryder Knight, the ultimate womanizer, playboy and he is the definition of badass. He meet her in the club but didn't manage to get her in the bed. He start for his search. But as people said, if we were meant to be you'll meet her anyway. She's the newbie in his company so his plan starts. To get her on his bed but everything fall apart when his heart starts to betray him. ************************************* "I like you..in a different way." She look at me and laugh. "Its true!" I shouted. "The womanizer is saying he likes me? It sure does." She smirk. I ran my hand through my thick hair, "I want to be your Knight. Enough said." Her face look surprised and how I wish I can see it often.

Highest ranking: #100 in fanfiction [051317] » who knew two strangers getting married from an arrangement could eventually fall in love for real ? started : Apr.16, 2015 ended : Mar.04, 2016 (for book 1) ended : Dec. 19, 2018 (for book 2) √ 1M √ 2M [ jul.15.17 ]

Hello Nerds! So this is hard to say but... this is my first story (The second story might start on chapter 25 or at the end of this book). Okay! Here's an excerpt to get you reading on this book... ~ Excerpt ~ The person then turned me around and pushed me against the wall, facing towards them. And guess who it was! Kayden - the fricking nugget - Black! Like you didn't see it coming. "Bro! What was that for?" I questioned. "I was about to kiss Santa Claus!" I exclaimed. "Now, you've ruined my chance of ever kissing him," I angrily told him. He smirked and lowered his head to my height and leaned in. I panicked and said, "Stop it right there mister. You may look hot and sexy with those dreamy grey eyes and those pink full li- urgh! Wait, forget that part. Just forget I even said that." He smirked. Not what I was going for. "Look, what I'm trying to say is that I don't want your cooties on me okay? I want to be cootie free and I want to live up to 200 years old and I can't really accomplish that with your cooties." I frowned. He looked amused but still leaned in. I did the only thing I could do. Can you guess? Well, it consisted my eyes, and it was raining. That's when he stopped and looked at me. "H-how dare you t-try to still k-kiss me when I t-told you to not t-to!" I cried, more like sobbing but eh, I was drunk. Eventually I started to hiccup which made me cry even more because it hurts whenever I hiccup. He tried to calm me down by shushing and telling me that I was embarrassing him. Sigh. He obviously has no consolation skills if that's what he does to "calm" me down. When I do calm down, I stare at him angrily and kick him where he makes babies. He groans and falls while holding his baby makers. ~ End of Excerpt ~ So... come on and read! P.S. That was from chapter 8 Bye Nerds!

My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

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