cheesy pickup lines
The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!
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WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Island princess Yenni is searching for a way to save her father's life, but a handsome yet infuriating shapeshifting dragon becomes an unexpected distraction. ***** As a princess of the Moonrise Isles, Yenni is all...
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Death is My BFF Rewritten (Book 1 of the Rewritten Death Chronicles)
Death is My BFF is now published as a Hardcover, Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As Wattpad reader you can access the original rough draft version here, and published version details inside. This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ...
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✤Zodiac Signs✤
In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.
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Otaku Issues [COMPLETED]
Random Otaku issues to know!! (most from the internet, some from you guys and little from me -_-)
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The Mark of Aether
Wattys longlist 2018 A wattpad featured story! Highest rank #1 1st-list winner in the Aspiring Author Awards! A winner in the eminence awards! A winner in The Best Books Awards! Reader's Hook Winner in the Witty feed's awards A winner in the Wonders Writing Contest:Principal Awards! Seventeen-year-old Celestia is an o...
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Lunar Whispers
COMPLETED (BOOK 5) *Also a stand-alone book!* Jacob had been shy his entire life. He was reserved, had an introverted soul, and struggled to communicate with even those closest to him. Jacob had a deep secret, which made him feel alone and scared, and he considered giving up his battle, until his secret wasn't as priv...
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Naruto the neglected anbu
Naruto was neglected by his parents for his siblings. What if Minato and Kushina were alive? What if Naruto was abandoned when he was young by his own family?
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My Best Friend
This is my first story so I'm kind of new. Jessica and Dylan have been best friends their entire life. But one event might change it all. ( comment anything that doesn't make sense and if I need to be more descriptive. Only constutive criticism only please!) I dont decribe the charaters because I might have gave them...
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Dark Poetry
War breaks out, Or so they shout. The odds of winning Are in doubt. We have no clue What the war is about, Yet we fight On and out. I'd like to get some stuff off of my chest. Some words I'd like to say. Some things I want to admit. All can be said here. STARTED: The second of January, 2018 COMPLETED: The sixteenth...
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(Naruto fanfiction) Abandoned and Betrayed
The cliche naruto is an anbu, neglected by his parents, is super powerful, betrayed by village, masks everywhere sort of Thing but hey if your into That sort of thing then read along who knows what will happen you may like it. ⚠️grammar errors ⚠️punctuation errors ⚠️possible strong language Some of the code names of...
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Second Chances (Naruto TimeTravel fic)
Sasuke and Naruto get transported back in time thanks to Kurama. Now they both have the chance to change the past for the better... But it turns out that knowing everything is just as big of a burden as not knowing anything at all. They must keep this secret of time travel to themselves while saving everyone they've c...
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Anime Pick Up Lines
what anime characters would say to you if they wanted to hook up with you. Instagram- @brie_mandz
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10 Reasons Why You Should Just Shut Up
▶ because sometimes, shutting up will do you more good than bad.
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Your knife, my back
It all began with loneliness. My loneliness. Which makes me responsible for the horror that 13 girls have known.
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Dragon's Prize (Book 2) EXCERPT! about 1/2 of the book
Sequel to Dragon's Treasure. This is only a longer excerpt. Due to copyright issues, the fully edited and final version is only available on Amazon, Nook (B&N), Kobo, iBooks and GooglePlay. It is highly recommended you read Dragon's Treasure first. © by Maya_2011/Maya Starling
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Dragon's Treasure (Book 1)
"She was the girl who longed for the freedom of the dragon, and he was the dragon who longed to be a man." A heroine reclaiming her fate. A dragon with a secret. A prince on a quest. Olivia flees to the forest seeking freedom from her family's demands. She finds refuge in a cave, only to discover it is a dragon's lair...
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My Dragon Mate
Dragons and werewolves hate each other. Dragon will kill any wolf they see. The reason for this, is that the dragon god and moon goddess hate each other. But what if... What if the dragon god and moon goddess decided to mate a wolf and a dragon? They decide it's time for peace and mate them. How will they react to ea...
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Dragon Tamer - Book 1
Marcie is an oddity in her village, the daughter of a widower with both village and outsider blood in her veins. She cares for her drunken father, and struggles to fit in with the rest of the village. Everything changes when she comes across two dragons, a mother and her new born, and unwittingly becomes the Tamer of...
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The Witching Hour Anthology
Ever wondered why the early hours of the morning are so still, so silent, and yet so ... creepy? The Witching Hour isn't just when the bars close; it's an archaic belief that sinister forces emerge between the hours of midnight and 3am, growing heightened in their powers and number. But here on the dark side of Wattpa...
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Into the World of DEATH NOTE
DEATH NOTE -- a show that shrouds a lot of mystery, tension, action, suspension, tragedy and a little bit of comedy. No wonder why so many people are into it. Meet Amai Nakahara, an 18-year old college student. She, like any other people, lives in a nice, normal home with her mom, hangs out with her normal friends and...
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Death Is My Frenemy (Book Three)
Dear Reader, It hadn't hit me right away, many things, but especially the fact that I was about to turn twenty years old. It was as if it was just yesterday that I was learning how to make a peanut butter sandwiches, tie my shoes, and draw endlessly with fat crayons--which I thoroughly believed to be a masterpiece. It...
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Death Is My BFFLAD (Book Two Original Series)
(Bfflad- Best friends for life and death) Dear Reader, Let's start at the beginning shall we? I died. Oh no, not one of these stories again where someone angelic and heroic saves the damsel in distress. If only I was that lucky. My heart stopped beating. My lungs stopped working, my soul began to lift away... And then...
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Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series)
Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, t...
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Amusing Anime Memes and more..
A bunch of hilarious memes based off various Animes, with a few added bonuses
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Anime Pick Up Lines Book II
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| ~My second book of anime Pick Up Lines (I already reached the chapter limit on my 1st book of anime pick up lines) **PLEASE CHECK OUT BOOK 1 **BOOK 3 IS OUT NOW!!!
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