Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

My friend wrote the first chapter on a featured thing the Eddsworld Amino. We roleplay the rest of the chapters at school Anyways... this fan fiction is a joke... I hope XD

We may be odd We may live in a base We may be the combination of ice and fire But that doesn't change anything my dear children • • • We are family Forever and Always... XxxX [TomTord] Don't Like, Don't Read Third book after Dear Daughter Scheduling update: Unsure at the moment, but at the most someday on the weekend Photos in chapters do not belong to me unless said otherwise. Eddsworld belongs to its rightful creator Edd Gould. The characters, not the real people, are used, show some respect.

Sheriff Thomas Thompson has never been the one for love and settling down. Married to his job, he is one of the most well known bachelors in Spitbucket. When a new stranger comes into town as a bartender - Thompson pays no mind. That is... until the stranger becomes a thought that takes up most of his mind. Falling desperately in love, Thomas learns the secrets of Todd Audet. Everyone has their secrets - His just happens to be a lot darker. Saloonatics AU - All rights belong to Eddsworld Characters: Sheriff Thomas Thompson Bandit/Bartender Todd Audet "Red" Bandit Paul & Patryk Side characters

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

It's been 16 years since Tom's fateful decision. Tika is in the care of the Rebellion Base with her two favorite, awesome uncles. She grew up not knowing who her real parents are and her uncles were quick to change the topic every time she brought it up. Even the soldiers around the base knew but wouldn't tell her their names. They only spoke well about one of her parents while they seem annoyed with her other one. The only thing she looks forward to is the blue letters that are sent to the base from her mother. She learns a few things about the rest of her family through them, yet they don't give names. Tika knows she had two older brothers who she's been dying to meet too. She just wants to know more about her family She wants to see them She wants to hear her mother's voice again When she finally comes back to her family, she's in for an adventure. [Sequel to 'His Favorite'] Please also know characters from the series are used, not the real people. Please show some respect ^^

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)