Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke...
My friend wrote the first chapter on a featured thing the Eddsworld Amino. We roleplay the rest of the chapters at school Anyways... this fan fiction is a joke... I hope XD
We may be odd We may live in a base We may be the combination of ice and fire But that doesn't change anything my dear children • • • We are family Forever and Always... XxxX [TomTord] Don't Like, Don't Read Third book after Dear Daughter Scheduling update: Unsure at the moment, but at the most someday on the weekend ...
Sheriff Thomas Thompson has never been the one for love and settling down. Married to his job, he is one of the most well known bachelors in Spitbucket. When a new stranger comes into town as a bartender - Thompson pays no mind. That is... until the stranger becomes a thought that takes up most of his mind. Falling de...
~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Hi...
Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a r...
It's been 16 years since Tom's fateful decision. Tika is in the care of the Rebellion Base with her two favorite, awesome uncles. She grew up not knowing who her real parents are and her uncles were quick to change the topic every time she brought it up. Even the soldiers around the base knew but wouldn't tell her th...
The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselv...