- 一 "i wonder what her father would have thought if he heard his daughter call me daddy" [ COMPLETED ]

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

❝you have a pretty detailed fantasy of my boyfriends best friend banging you against the wall❞ {luke hemmings} {warnings : smut, sexual content, daddy kink}

✖️A collection of Dark!Luke horror fics I've written✖️ ✖️RED RUM My boyfriend, Luke, has a secret. Maybe it has something to do with the blood on his shirt and the knives in his bag. ✖️DADDY'S DAYJOB In which a single father will do absolutely anything in his power to make sure that his children are happy... no matter what it takes. ✖️THE MASK MAKER "A pretty little girl like you shouldn't have to wear a costume for Halloween. A beautiful face like that doesn't deserve to be covered up by a mask... It deserves to be one." ✖️DOCTOR, PLEASE LISTEN Does he know? Does he know that I know what's going on? Are any of them going to check if the anaesthetic worked? The closer he's getting, the more my heart's beating. I'm awake. I'm awake. He has no idea I'm awake. ✖️3AM There's a reason you shouldn't wake up at 3am. Dark!Luke fics/short stories. {Lophie} [There's like, a few smutty chapters in this book, and a couple violent ones. You've been warned]. ©loudluke

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

"Welcome to the kink club. We have whips, handcuffs, chokers and belts. That's Luke, he has the daddy kink. I think he likes you, he's been staring at you all evening." {lophie} {lol there's smut in this hi} ©loudluke

His one night stands never leave him. ✖️ dark!luke {lophie short story} ©loudluke

"He's kind of like a bad boy with a dark past. But he has money, a relentless sex drive, a fraternity full of fuckwits and hella heart eyes for the innocent. I'd stay away." ➢warning: sexual content ➢warning 2: lophie, fratboy!luke ©loudluke

"Y'know you don't always have to be what they say you are." ---- A spinoff of Ten Things I hate About You.

cute little pics of things Calum and his wife post on Instagram