When certified straight fuckboy Valentine kissed the closeted Dominic, he began craving for more. Confused feelings will force Valentine to pursue Dominic. Little did he know, Dominic was on his mission to destroy him.

After both being told that the other is straight by Jackson, how will Jinyoung and Jaebum manage their growing feelings towards the other? (Slow updates)

It wasn't like Kyung minded Jiho. I mean, sure he was flashy and called a lot attention to himself and sure he was kind of a huge play boy, but Kyung didn't mind. It wasn't like they'd ever had to cross path anyways. But while he'd never imagined having to spend time with the other ( especially in such an unexpected environment such as a wedding) he doesn't think he'd mind: Afterall Jiho couldn't be as bad as the rumours made him out to be.........right?

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