I decided to take some of my stories off of my tumblr (originally phansdick, now botanistlester) and compile them on here for you lovely people to read! So here is my collection of oneshots that I have written <3 Enjoy

After a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester. Book One in the PhanPhone Series

here you go loves, enjoy (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Phan and Ianthony Mpreg one shots. If you don't like, don't read. Feel free to leave suggestions! And please tell me how I'm doing? I'm still pretty new at writing and would like to know. I don't own these people, but I own the ideas unless said otherwise, so if you want to use something, please ask! Umm... I suck at descriptions... Meh... Read ya later Nerds! (... *smacks self* I'm so sorry for that... My weirdness is rubbing off onto the Internet!!! *gasps dramatically*)

Phil is a first year intern in hopes to be a great surgeon one day. When there's an accident involving a ferry a little boy Jake Howell approaches him begging him to save his father, Dan. Before he knows it he finds himself getting attached to the little boy and his father. Warning: Mentions of blood. And that's pretty much it. A/N: So yeah, we have been watching A LOT of Grey's Anatomy and got inspired to write this :3

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.

Pastel Dan x Punk Phil AU. Dan loves everything beautiful, and Phil loves all things dark. Together they are yin and yang ☯.

Dan liked to wear black and look at the stars. He always wore a frown, reflecting his loneliness. Phil liked to wear pastel colours and pick flowers. He always smiled, showing that he was ready to brighten anyone's day. They were almost opposites... yet they were meant to be best friends. TW: Bullying.

Dan, a librarian, can't seem to stop staring at Phil - the cute bookworm reading every day at his library. When he tries to talk to him, and becomes closer with him, he learns all his dark secrets about being beaten and harassed by a gang of bullies. What happens when Dan intervenes, and tries to save Phil from a life of fear and solitude? Rated: T+ (swearing and derogatory language/graphic situations/physical and verbal abuse/mentions of suicide)

Dan likes Phil. Dan thinks Phil is straight so is sent into a massive wave of jealousy when Phil comes home one day with a boyfriend. What will happen? Read to find out;) Such an original title right? Guess I better warn you there is boyxboy as if it wasn't obvious.