"...it's one hell of a ride once you enter and there's no going back. No exaggeration on 'hell' sonny." Dan Howell, 1979, aspiring writer. I pass the hours in a dimly lit hotel room, locked away with a number of aberrant individuals who display ominous habits.

"Phil, let's play a game called ouija. "

it's only a game. isn't it?

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

When Phil finds a hot boys kik he can't resist but to contact him.

x reader imagines. [none of these are mine, they're all from tumblr]

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.

2019 edit;; I WROTE THIS IN 2016, IM SORRY {Smut} LionBoy: Nice Tumblr fuckboy BabyBear: Thanks you got Skype hottie? LionBoy: Yes I do sexy. BabyBear: Mmm Skype me Daddy!

i'm going to try to be interesting and write some cool phan texts ok note: these are NOT in order! they are just individual short stories (FINISHED)