Modern alternative universe for Throne of Glass! All characters + places belong to the amazing Sarah J Maas. Hope you enjoy! :)

This is a mashup of Sarah J Maas's Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses. It takes place sometime during or after Queen of Shadows, when Dorian and Aedion are saved. (I wrote this before QoS came out, so it's kind of off...) The gang (plus Rowan) are hiding out in some castle somewhere. (I would like to note again that I wrote this having read Heir of Fire but not QoS.) Regarding ACOTAR, it takes place when Feyre is happily spending her days in the Spring Court with Tamlin and Lucien. (Yes, it takes place during the book. Though not really, of course.) The cover will make sense when you read this. Also: there is swearing. Disclaimer: Sarah J Maas owns all of the characters and the world.

***PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT ANYTHING (update in 2018): I started this fanfic three years ago, BEFORE QUEEN OF SHADOWS WAS RELEASED. Therefore, PLEASE stop commenting about how I don't know what happened in Queen of Shadows and Empire of Storms, or how my story ignores that. The war is over, and Aelin has restored the mighty kingdom of Terrasen, building a new city and a new palace, with a new court that included her most trusted members, Aedion Ashryver and Rowan Whitethorn. Since Dorian is the King now, Aelin decides to visit Adarlan to discuss treaties, and also to visit him. Rowan is to join her, while Aedion is staying back. Reunited with Chaol Westfall, the handsome Captain of the Guard and an old romantic interest of Aelin's, the spark between them might just reignite. But is it just a fling and fun affair? After all, she couldn't possibly marry a man of Adarlan, and she did not exactly imagine a forever with Chaol anymore. And as for the Fae prince, Rowan Whitethorn...well HE is just hopelessly in love with his queen, who did not seem the least bit interested in him - too busy hooking up with the Captain of the Guard to notice Rowan's longing looks. Will Aelin ever realise Rowan's feelings for her, and will Rowan learn to control himself and patiently wait? Patience and control were never part of the game - for either of them. So it all comes rushing to them, all at once. And how will that turn out? Perhaps just beautiful. ** Although this is a Rowaelin fan fiction, it also includes a lot of Chaolaena. This would also probably be a short story, around ten chapters (but maybe more hehe). Characters and places belong to the beautiful and talented Sarah J. Maas. Hope you enjoy.

The title is self-explanatory. A collection of opinions, rants, jokes, posts, fanart and fan music on the series Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. This is uncensored and contains a lot of idiotic humor, which can be, at times, very obscene. It also contains a lot of fangirling over ships and posts. I will occasionally post fanart, reviews, and questions for the readers to answer. Enjoy! Highest Ranking: #138 in Random