An angsty little drabble, focusing on what could have happened had Valkyrie been imprisoned in the cube and Skulduggery made her jailer. Set after KotW.

You are not a real fan until you've read this.

❣ A bundle of stories, quotes, conversations and other stuff, all Valduggery based. ❣

"We've saved the world." Skulduggery's head moved a centimeter in her direction. "I'm sorry?" Valkyrie continued to gaze out of the car window, watching the man in the next car over pick his nose. "Well, it's just that we've saved the world, Skulduggery. Everything." The car inched forward, engine purring with impatience. "I... fail to see your point," he admitted. "We're in traffic." "Yes." [[Skulduggery Pleasant fanfiction, oneshots, vague continuity]]

Valkyrie Cain has just gotten back after five years of being away from Skulduggery. But something's different. Her feelings for the skeleton have grown, could it be possible that she loves him? With the appearance from some of their enemies, Valkyrie is forced to keep a horrible secret from her friends, including Skulduggery. But the thing is, she is a terrible liar. Although with the return from people who were presumed dead centuries ago, Valkyrie may be able to rely on a new friend to help her out, if Skulduggery doesn't kill him first.... Valduggery pairing Credit goes to @LycidiaraEnta for the absolutely AMAZEBALLS cover!!!! ❤️ EXTRACT: "Roses aren't a good symbol of love Valkyrie, they wilt. I will not give you a rose, or even flowers, our love is eternal." "Skulduggery...." "Shhhh. Valkyrie, you're my everything." There were tears in her eyes now. Beautiful tears that made her brown eyes glisten. "I was just going to say that... Instead, maybe I need a Nokia phone." Dedicated to Valentina Blake. I miss you Boo ❤️

"I don't like the fact that there is someone out there who can beat us." "We're not unstoppable you know," said Skulduggery. "Sometimes we are." "But not always." "No," Valkyrie hesitated. "Not always"... Valkyrie and Skulduggery may have saved the world but Darquesse still has plenty of enemies, for a veiled enemy is on the hunt: For chaos and destruction, and Valkyrie Cain. It's nothing the detective duo haven't handled before, what could possibly go wrong? Then it does go wrong, and it goes wrong in a serious way, as a hole is punched through Valkyrie's world, one that not even her beloved Skulduggery can fix. Armed with a ferocious family pet and a glow-in-the-dark smartphone Valkyrie Cain has no choice but to return to the dark waters. With the waters come the monsters and with the monsters, come the teeth. The bad guys have made their move, but they've forgotten one slight detail: Nobody touches Skulduggery's girl. A Valduggery Drama/Romance/Action/Fanfiction. Blood, tears, and bullets. Just give it a chance...It may surprise you ;)