The most Cheesiest Jokes you'll ever hear

Don't do when drunk

Just a list of stuff. Co-written by @tinyburntmarshmallow

Have a Heart! I found most of these on BuzzGhana.com

Harry stared at me. "You're just like him. Looks like you do take after your uncle," He sneered at me with an undertone of sadness," He killed my parents and tried to kill me, too. Is that what you wanted to hear? When I was eleven, eleven, He came back as one of my professors. He tried to make himself come back. But I beat him. Then," He pointed at Ron,"His little sister was possessed by the man who ruined my life. He almost got back, but we destroyed the diary and saved the muggle-borns. Then, I find out t hat my godfather was an evil mass murderer but he was actually innocent. Then, Ron's rat turned out to be Peter Pettigrew, who was Volde-" "Harry, no! You can't say his name!" Hermione burst in. She looked afraid. "We'll have to face the death eaters and we're not ready for that." "'Death Eaters'." I said in disbelief. Trying not to laugh, "Who would want to eat Thanatos?" ************* This takes place after Blood of Olympus, before The Hidden Oracle, and during Deathly Hallows. It is mostly in Harry's and Percy's point of view but a few others are thrown in. I worked really hard on this and I really hope you guys enjoy. The first couple of chapters are about 500 or so words but they get longer, I promise. If there are any spelling mistakes or grammar mistakes, feel free to comment them down below. It is an alternate ending to Deathly Hallows. Please don't kill me when you read the bonus chapter/ epilogue. In your demigodishness and all that, stay potterheads. Love you guys! Thanks for reading!

Hello so this is a book filled with Harry Potter One Shots and Imagines. These one shots are for all eras from Founders to Next Gen. You may request any ideas you would like us to write. This is filled with one shots written by me, my friend Hannah and my boyfriend Aaron. In the title it will have either a (c), (a) or a (h) dependent on who wrote the one shot. Thank you. Also check out our Marvel, The Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time, Celebrity, Overwatch, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit and Fandom one shot books.

This is a list of completed stories that I have read and thought you might enjoy. They are seperated by catagories and the lists will constantly be updated. COMPLETED STORIES ONLY. Leave a message if you want a story added

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

As expected, Ash begins his journey when he's 10, but he doesn't GO WITH THE FLOW. He's calm, cunning and calculative resulting in him winning all the leagues he enters. What happens when his mother has a surprise for him when he returns from winning the Kalos League? Read to find out Best Ranking: #2 in Pokemon #1 in Amourshipping