Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

Tomtord. One. Shots. Yes, I am aware that the title says OneShits. Chap 1 - Tom to go to Bed Chap 2 - Blind Date Chap 3 - Tordy for Class Image can be found here: http://sanexs.tumblr.com/post/143241829421/i-can-see-we-never-had-harmonizing

**Trigger Warning: Self Harm, Abuse, Alcoholism** Dan Howell and Phil Lester never got along. Mostly because Dan took out his horrid home life on the people at school and Phil happened to be an easy target. But when things take a turn for the worse in both of their lives, they're forced to get to know each other better and discover things about themselves they never guessed.

Before reading this: Warning: This is a malexmale fanfiction, if you do not support or you don't ship this pair or dont support malexmale stories, dont read. ----------------------------------------------------------- This may contain swear words, violent scenes, maybe gore?, sexual themes, rape, ECT. ----------------------------------------------------------- Tom has just moved to town where his two friends Edd and Matt recently moved to. Until Tom bought what he can for a decent home, with the help of Edd and Matt, which he spent nothing and lived with Edd and Matt like they use to do. But one day is where Tom made a new friend he meets.