Hermione Granger gets stuck in her Animagus form and is put in the care of the only one strong enough to control her - Severus Snape. The over-achieving know-it-all Gryffindor, is, in the eyes of Hogwarts student body, home taking care of her ill parents, while in reality she is now living life posing as Professor Snape's familiar. She will be stuck this way until a spell is created to reverse her condition... But no one knows how long that will be. Disclaimer - J.K. Rowling owns all these amazing characters :)

When Hermione's magic pulls her away from her friends and Hogsmeade village to the top of a hill, the decision she makes will open her eyes, shining a new light on the world around her - a very hot light. With a lot of learning and some extra homework, she will learn that some people are FAR more than they seem. She may even find love in an unexpected place. **Slow-ass Updates** Set in Hermione's 6th year, beginning the weekend after her birthday. As she was already a year older than the boys to begin with and assuming she gained a year with the use of the time-turner, she is 18 at the commencement of this story. Just as you should be if you're reading it 😑 SS/HG/LM - Probably low/no slash in the main triad, but there is another homosexual pairing (or two?) BDSM - Fairly light, but may become more intense. (Don't try any of this stuff at home unless you and/or your partner(s) are experienced and know what they're doing.) **DISCLAIMER** All recognisable characters and settings are property of J.K. Rowling and her people and/or their respective owners - Thanks for letting me play in your sandbox, Jo. I only own the plot and some characters and settings. I am not responsible for any harm that may come to those who try to reenact scenes of this story - I've already told you not to, so don't blame me if you get hurt. **This story is also published to AO3 and will soon be on Fanfiction.net too**

The wizarding war has come and gone, and with it an oppressive marriage law is passed by the Ministry of Magic. All of the wizarding world is expected to comply, or be banished from the wizarding world for life. When past Hogwarts students are called back to comply with this law, it is met with great protest initially. When Hermione Granger is called up to be sorted to who her new husband will be, she does not expect to be chosen for the most difficult, most stubborn wizard of them all: Severus Snape...

-I GET IT, YOU THINK ITS WEIRD: I WROTE THIS AT LIKE, 10, DONT JUDGE MY OTHER BOOKS ON THIS ONE; DONT READ THIS- Hermione was heartbroken while being avoided by Ron. She moves away, with a new identity as Ella Newick. She switches back to Hermione 3 months later, because of her new roommate, the one and only Severus Snape. Hermione is losing options, as no one seems to fit her puzzle pieces. She's envious of Ginny, who's pregnant and married. All changes when she gets an offer from Severus she can't help but accept. *Old Summary Hermione's back to finish her year with Ron. She's heartbroken but doesn't show it. She she starts receiving love letters she feels happy again. But where will the love lead then? *CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!!!*

There is always heartbreak in loving one who loves another.

A good ol' jolly romp through the lives of Severus & Hermione, with a few of our other favourite characters we've come to love thrown in for good measure. And a few new ones too! Most of these are owned by the delectable Jo Rowling, and I've just borrowed them for a short while and given them a bit of an airing. Thank you all for reading my little ramblings. I don't know what I'd do without you all! And please please please don't forget to leave me your comments (good and bad) as I love to hear from you all! I raise my wand to you all... JR x

After Hermione spills a potion she is forced to serve detention. But what happens when her feelings start to change?

Hermione has been teaching at Hogwarts for a few years and enjoys a fiery but purely professional relationship with the elder professor. Will they get together? Who knows. Let's see where this goes shall we? ****************************** A/N. Maria McKee's song 'Show Me Heaven' inspired this story. It's probably one of my all time favourite songs. I hope you enjoy this little story. If you don't know it please find it on the You Tube - you won't be disappointed. Just to let you know this isn't too salacious as I'm pretty lousy at writing scenes of a 'rumpy pumpy' nature but there is a bit. Enjoy! Oh and for all you non English readers the word 'bollocking' means a telling off. Hahahaha. Please comment if you like it (and even if you don't but please don't be too critical as I might cry!) I own none of these characters, I'm just borrowing them and shall wash them all before I hand them back ;)

3 years after his wife's death, Professor Emeritus Snape must marry again or have the Ministry step in. With the help of his apprentice and children, will he succeed in keeping them at bay?

The War is over, everyone is moving on. The future is, indeed, looking brighter than it has in years. Just like everyone else, Hermione is making plans, breathing easy, trying to let go of the past. Then she suffers a catastrophic loss and goes into hiding again, this time to seek vengeance for her loss. Only to stumble across a Potions master the world thought was dead. Will they recognize each other? NOT your typical SSHG. Rated Mature for a short scene of violence in the first chapter, and possibly more in later chapters. A/U. R&R