"How you gon' upgrade me? What's higher than number one?" It's kind of like Normani and Dinah are Beyonce and Jay-Z, but like...not?? i don't fucking know i hate descriptions. (Only they are like them bc Dinah owns Roc Nation in this story??? i really don't know pls just read the book) Dinah g!p

⚠️ I started writing this in middle school, read at your own risk ⚠️ a lot of memes and funny texts Highest rankings: #1 in jokes of 1.5k stories #1 in norminah #1 in camrenfanfic

Niall looked very scared of me. "You're not even you- definitely not you. You look like a.. like.. a wolf or something.." "Wait-" I pushed him off of me and went towards the mirror hung above the sink. I did look like some sort of dog. Long ears and an extreme amount of facial hair and doubled the hair on my head. I began to get a sensation in my lungs that made me choke and feel like I couldn't breathe. I almost collapsed. My appearance even scared myself. "Ni.." I cried. "Harry, I know this isn't what you want hear but I think that when Zayn bit you, he was a wolf- and there's a slight possibility that he might've turned you into one as well." "You mean.. like, a werewolf?"

Louis loved being manhandled, he loved being pressed against a mattress and getting fucked hard. He loved being fucked against a wall and Louis loved being spanked. Louis loved being carried and taking bubble baths, he loved wearing pretty lace panties and he absolutely adored being called kitten and princess. Louis loved all of these things, he just didn't know it yet. And what better person was there to teach him then, Harry Styles? Louis' a little interested in writing and Harry's very interested in Louis. They're just trying to make things work. Or the one where Louis gets lessons about sex from, Harry Styles, a man who doesn't know how to love.

[Completed] - Louis caught his boyfriend of five years cheating so he kicked him out, realizing only after that owning a big house and living with yourself and a very adorable dog is not enough. It's also damn expensive so he goes online and post on one of the most credible site known to man, Craigslist, to look for housemates. Enter the crew consisting of a very odd irish programmer, a handsome preschool teacher, a stripper gentleman and a sex therapist in glittery suits. [Readers Review] "i really really love the story, i can' t even count how many times i read it it's amazing, please write more" - charinatala "The characters in this story are so much more realistic than a lot of other books. Every character has their own opinions, personality, struggles, shortcomings, and advantages. It makes it so much better. Awesome story!" - would_die_for_drarry "It's really funny and different from many other Larry books I've read. The idea for the story is cute and the storyline is really great. The way the story progress is really captivating. I love how they have a really different personalities and you capture it really well. Their relationship is also really cute and I love how their relationship progress. And this is not one of the book where there's too much unneeded drama and its just really funny and entertaining. Love your book ❤️" -Aiyoowei "I love this book so much since it made me laugh so hard and cry, and it's really hard to make me cry with a book. The characters are really good and I just loved this book so much" - yyou_make_me_strongg