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WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Hey bros the names' Klein. I just picked up a rad new game called Sword Art Online. To play it you have to put on this weird helmet that somehow connects your soul to the game. Don't ask me to explain how it works because I have no fucking clue how the human body even works. - Looking for a hilarious Sword Art Online fanfiction? Want it to be narrated by Klein? (Hahaha you TOTALLY do!) Then you've come to the right story! -

This is I story that I mostly wrote out of certain amount of weed and acid. Jokes aside, it's based on the characters from New Danganronpa V3, Kaede Akamatsu, Rantarou Amami and Shuuichi Saihara. My stories always turn out to be absurd and bizarre, as if I wanted to write something normal and serious, but my hand wouldn't let me. I have a lot of fun writing comedy shorts like this though. Since New Danganronpa V3 isn't released yet, expect characters to be out of character as we barely know them, so we have to imagine how are their personalities like based on vague details we have about them until now. That being said, this story is basically about how Rantarou turned out to be a dangerous demented psychopathic manchild who causes chaos, desaster and destruction anywhere he goes, similar to Nagito Komaeda. This story explores Rantarou 's shenanigans and how Kaede is done with his shit. Additionally, we have Shuuichi, the lovely blushing detective, as our special guest appearance. This story was inspired by George Lucas and E. L. James. Don't worry, there are NO graphic contents!