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The Bad Boys Saw Me Naked. Again

"I wonder if the house still looks the same." I wonder. "We could always stay in a motel." Alex suggests. I give him a look. Is he serious? "Or not." He shrugs. "This reunion will be fun." I try to hype him up, whilst keeping an eye on the road, pulling into our town. "Yay." He rolls his eyes. Brilliant. <...

It All Started With A Tampon

Gemma is a nobody. She knows it. Her parents know it. Everybody at school takes advantage of it. She accepts the fact that everybody is going to treat her badly. She can't do anything about it. She will forever be the doormat, somebody to shove homework at, someone to take anger out on. She goes about her business qui...

The Billionaires Match

•The Billionaires Match• {Previously known as the perfect match} A man with a dark past A girl with a broken heart Meet Bryan Gonzalez , New York City's current most eligible bachelor, a 28 year old harsh business man who would stop at nothing to achieve what he wants,but a man who has made mistakes In his pasts, a...

Accidentally Met Mr. Billionaire ✔️ [Under Editing]

Olive Montgomery, a hardworking and passionate girl who writes her own destiny. She lives her life to the fullest and won't fail to put a smile on your face. When her grandmother hooked her up on a blind date, she had no choice but to go. Olive is the type of girl who never ever thought about any guy. She has a past...

Falling For You In Cape May

Different worlds, Different circumstances, Fate brought them together, But will they remain there?

Save You Tonight

*All credit goes to Lydia* First book in SYT series: Nicole was abused by her father ever since her mother and brother died. When Nicole turned 16, she was kicked out onto the streets with nothing... including her voice. All she wished was for someone to help her. And, someone did, but not your normal everyday guy.

For The Mafia's Son {Clan Mafiòso Series #1} SAMPLE!

HIGHEST RANK #1 in Humor ONLY A 10 CHAPTER SAMPLE!! Read the complete book on Dreame (Use the link from my profile) Adrian Indelicato, son of the world's most notorious Mafia, enters a high school for the first time, after being home schooled all his life. Adrian is everything to his father and what he wants he gets...

Taken

Jenna, the typical small-town rich girl, is kidnaped by some not-so-bad guys and is forced to spend a entire trip with them traveling to their ''boss's'' house, but while one of the kidnappers has been keeping a close eye on her. Will these two star-crossed lovers be able to fall in love under their unfortunate circum...

68 Days And Counting

NOTE: 68 Days and Counting is going to be published! The story has been split into two books and slightly altered for publication being renamed: Hitting the Crossbar (April 18th 2023) and Across the Line (April 2024). You can now buy Hitting the Crossbar here: https://books.wattpad.com/shop/p/hitting-the-crossbar Des...

Broken Arrows

What happens when four former best friends are forced to spend their summer together in an old lake house? It's a recipe for disaster, that's for sure. [nanowrimo '15] [cover by justlyd]

The Bad Boy Is My Tutor?

Arielle is no ordinary teenager. She's a well know singer. She was signed at the age 13 and left for California right after. Arielle was the tomboy of her school. She had only one friend, and his name is Trent. But after fame, Arielle decided to go to high school...the friend she had thought was her friend was way dif...

The Locker Room ✔

What do the boys in the locker room talk about? Five girls know. Audrey MacDonald was having a normal sleepover one late summer night, until Val had to shout out a brilliant idea. The idea to listen to what the boys talk about in the locker room. Audrey and her friends get excited at the idea and without fully thinkin...

Mesmerised By Her✔❤

Meet Caleb Parker, the cold ruthless, devilishly handsome billionaire with greek body that girls would die for. Earned his hard money by working extremely hard, his dark past won't leave his side and doesn't allow him to fall with any girl and let alone allow any girl to come near him. And then he met the most beautif...

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something...

Ultimate Tomboy [old version]

[new edited version being posted 7th june 2019] https://www.wattpad.com/story/112293590-ultimate-tomboy Harper Storm is fifteen years old and loves to play sport. She is your average girl, well tomboy, and when school becomes hard for her not fitting in with the other girls, her dad sends her to a boarding school. The...

Tomboy Boot Camp

June Hunter. 17 year old Australian tomboy. She's no damsel in distress. She's no girl looking for a guy. She's definitely not scared to whoop your butt. Let's just say she doesn't have a cover girl life, especially since both her parents are gone, but to her it couldn't get better. She has never and will never gi...

Mr. Popular and I

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expect...

Saving Sawyer | ✓

{ Watty 2015 Winner + Featured Story } Meet Sawyer Jameson. On the outside, she's a normal seventeen year old girl with amazing friends, a charitable job and a loving family. She's beautiful, funny and easy to get along with and just by looking at her, you'd think that she's the perfect girl, living in the perfect wo...

The Bad Boy and the Nerd

High School: Violet is obsessed with grades. Her top school is Harvard and she plans to get there. She has a history with the bad boys, but can a new boy break down her walls? Ace is a bad boy. He drinks, smokes, races, lies, cheats, and well you get it. When a girl catches his eye, he wants to know more, but when his...

The Heartbreaking Agreement

"Love can be a cure, but also a curse. I know it too well, trust me." ><><><><><><>< Evangeline was trying to have a calm life with her best friend. She simply wanted to graduate from college, find a decent job and maybe fall in love. But all her plans were ruined during one...

Rooming With The Enemy

When 17 year old Aria Scott gets kicked out of the the only person's house who cared for her she gets sent to live with Mrs. Weston, a few other people, and not to mention her 18 year old son Tyler Weston who doesn't seem to want Aria in the same house as him let alone the same room. Too bad there are no extra rooms a...

The Bad Boy With A lot of Cheesy Pick Up Lines

BOOK #1 Imagine having a bad boy move in next to you. Good looks, cute grin, but worst of all alot of cheesy pick up lines. Will Alison Rodrigrez ignore him or fall for him? ............. Meet Alison Rodrigrez she's a 16 year old girl with a normal life well that's until all that changes when she meets Jake Haynes ty...

Mated To The Alpha.....SHIT!!!

"Moving to California, I can deal with that. Having another pack in the same state, something I can also deal with. Having another pack in the same town, ok still trying to keep my cool. The other packs alpha is my MATE UGH. IM FREAKING OUT!!!" Annie has always been the badass with hot pink and blue highlights and her...

Her Romanian Beast

Calista and her father moves to Romania a year after they painfully lost Calista's mother in a terrible fire. The pain is still very fresh for Calista especially with a physical reminder. Calista's father believes that they could come back together if they have a fresh start. He hinges on it. When her father finds th...

Forever

If you had the choice to live forever, would you take it? Dakota was born so she could not age. Watching loved ones die always hurts, so is it worth the risk to fall in love? Haley inherrits her mother's genetics and cannot age. Will she make the same mistakes? Maybe none of this matters... maybe there is something...

Chasing Stars Of Ecstasy

Heaven Moore, the name everyone at West Bay High is disgusted by. She is the so called nerd. Hasn't made a sin in her life. Talks politely and is the perfect teenager. She gets awards all the time, but the thing is no one cares. Friendless, everyone thinks of her as a social reject, how can she ever survive highschool...

Forever HIS

There I was, waiting. I didn’t know exactly what I was waiting for, but I was waiting. I was in the middle of a forest, on all four. I desperately sniffed the air just trying to find a familiar scent, but I came out with nothing. I wanted to run as fast as I could but Julia kept me there, saying they were something I...

Forever His (Previously You Can't be Serious)

"True love doesn't mean being inseparable, it means being separated and nothing changes." Aria Kahn seemingly has a perfect life. Seemingly. But things aren't always what they seem. She has been through betrayal and heartbreak, with a dark past filled with mistakes. But one thing is for sure: Aria isn't putting her he...

Forever His

He saw her. She sensed him. He became hers. She became his. Forever.