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『I just don't like the fact that you have to ask. Like I mean I know it's not obvious but, I mean it shouldn't have to- you shouldn't have to ask if someone's okay with who you are, you know?』 ✧ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ sᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ✧ ➵ High school! au & rock band! au ☀︎ ｋｌａｎｇｓｔ ☀︎ [DISCLAIMER: I do NOT OWN VOLTRON OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. I only own the plot]

Everyone thought he was afraid of nothing. That was until Shiro found him shaking and in tears after a fear simulator.

"You will be working in pairs-" Lance's face lit up. He already turned to Hunk's desk to ask him to work with him. "-who will be chosen alphabetically." Lance froze. He's going to be working with Keith. He raised his hand to protest. A story about being paired for a school project, mutual pining and bed sharing. (this is literally just Klance fluff) [100k 24/1/2018 thank you!♡]

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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The dust has settled after Daniel, and things have returned to a sense of semi-normalcy. Then David begins to act strange. He's hiding things, and there's someone on his phone he just can't seem to stop talking to. David has a secret to keep, and Max is determined to pry it out of him. What he finds, though, is worse than anything he could have possibly imagined. He falls into a spiral of paranoia. Surrounded by ghosts of the past, enemies at every turn, and the realization that he can't trust anyone, Max finds that David is only one side of a double-edged sword. (Takes place after season 2, episode 1)