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『I just don't like the fact that you have to ask. Like I mean I know it's not obvious but, I mean it shouldn't have to- you shouldn't have to ask if someone's okay with who you are, you know?』 ✧ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ sᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ✧ ➵ High school! au & rock band! au ☀︎ ｋｌａｎｇｓｔ ☀︎ [DISCLAIMER: I do NOT OWN VOLTRON OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. I only own the plot]

*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'. This is actually the best fic I've ever read. It emotionally destroyed me and then put me back together only to kill me again. Read on ao3 : http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385

Everyone thought he was afraid of nothing. That was until Shiro found him shaking and in tears after a fear simulator.

"You will be working in pairs-" Lance's face lit up. He already turned to Hunk's desk to ask him to work with him. "-who will be chosen alphabetically." Lance froze. He's going to be working with Keith. He raised his hand to protest. A story about being paired for a school project, mutual pining and bed sharing. (this is literally just Klance fluff) [100k 24/1/2018 thank you!♡]

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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The dust has settled after Daniel, and things have returned to a sense of semi-normalcy. Then David begins to act strange. He's hiding things, and there's someone on his phone he just can't seem to stop talking to. David has a secret to keep, and Max is determined to pry it out of him. What he finds, though, is worse than anything he could have possibly imagined. He falls into a spiral of paranoia. Surrounded by ghosts of the past, enemies at every turn, and the realization that he can't trust anyone, Max finds that David is only one side of a double-edged sword. (Takes place after season 2, episode 1)