Hey... this is my Random Shit Stories book! with just about everyone I know in here! so get ready for shit! CAUSE SHITS 'BOUT TO GET REAL!!!!!!

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||I do not own the cover art!|| >Reminder< This is a joke fanfiction book so don't get mad at me ~Ships ~Mature language ~Eddsworld ~P.O.V'S ~Comment what I should make in this book ~Mature Content? ~NSFW¿ ~Fanfiction

Ok ok.. This story has so many thinfs that are important i s2g its not a joke! ~Whats gonna be updating ~Whats gonna be happening ~drawings...

All art on here rightfully belongs to me. Youtube videos I add are not mine. ~Don' Steal, copy, screenshot, or somehow save my art~ >All characters belong to Eddsworld< There is alot of TomtOrd in here I think. ~Fowl Language ~Not for kids underaged ~Eddsworld Ships ~Lemons? ~Art ~Weird ass random Eddsworld Art moments.? Well I'll let you be so yiu can check out my art ^u^

EddsWorld OneShots are here! [Requests ᏨᏝᎾᎦᏋᎠ] *Updates: Sometimes Slow/Sometimes Fast* Highest Ranking(s): #2 EddsWorld #7 Edd #9 Matt #1 Bing #64 OneShots #6 Paul #5 Jon #1 Matilda #46 Mark #60 Larry #1 Tori #1 Patryk #2 Tamara #1 Ell #1 Edwardo #34 Tom #2 Tord Credit to original artists. If you are not reading this on Wattpad, get off immediately because you may be exposed to DANGEROUS VIRUSES!

This is mostly just different stories that me and my friends write and work together on. I hope y'all like it!! &lt;3

Have you ever wanted to go on adventures with Edd, Tom,Matt, and Tord. Well this is the book for you!

Cover art by me, Biscuit19131 This book has oneshots for anyone and everyone. I am so sorry, this was made when I was 11-12, I'm suffering as much as you are. P.S. This whole thing is PG-13, there is swearing and some mentions of violence, but thats it

You can ask Matt and Edd too! Cover is my art!!