Tord is self destructing. Ever since the "incident" he just hasn't been the same. That's what Paul calls it. "The incident" Nothing more... Nothing less. He holds tight to his last strings of sanity. No more updates. I've been on a very long creative writing break but I can feel myself coming back slowly! I may return soon :)! *If you notice any grammar errors, let me know in the comment section :)))*

This is just madness from my AU. Where you can ask the characters things, watch them do dumb crap. Being in normal scenarios... And if they die, you can see them not be dead! *Side glances Jordan* We wait young ones... Feel free to ask (Please ask) Send in opinions and all that.

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

Tord unintentionally comes back and not everyone is happy to see him. He has to deal with facing his past, escaping the army, and an obnoxious crush on his former enemy. Let's see how everything plays out in New York... (Cover by @Thisislifenow) (thanks olli)

It's a few weeks after Tord has left the house, and Edd was so used to the Norwegian being there. He tries to call him, but Tord changed his number when he moved back to Norway, so Edd couldn't keep in touch. The two weren't dating - no, but Edd felt like they were close enough to be. Tom, who is actually happy for the Norwegian being gone, decides to help Edd out of this loop. THANKS FOR OVER 6.57K READS + #711 IN RANDOM !!

Tom hated Tord. The stupid commie was always embarrassing him, taunting him. But after a dream that disturbed Tom more than usual, Edd, not knowing what the dream was about, decides to plan a camping trip to help Tom cheer up and bring the gang closer together. Right. Like Tom wants to go frolick in the fields with the bunnies. Even worse, Tom has to share a room with Tord - what?! Who decided these things, anyway? When Tom tries to avoid his roommate, things prove tricky. Awkward situations, messed up bathrooms, not-so-pretty wildlife. Ah, the outdoors! They should call it the great doors, because that's all Tom plans on seeing. The door to his room - locked.

Imagine Tord hitting his head a little to hard on the fall down from the top Imagine his heart falling on whom he thought he hated Imagine what he'd do for them