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This is a book of jokes that I mostly made up but some I found from other books! Lolz! Please enjoy though! XD

These are just some funny jokes I found on the Internet- I repeat, FOUND on the INTERNET so, I might have the same joke you have in your book or a joke you've heard before so don't point that out and say that I'm "copying" because I am indeed copying as I have absolutely no sense of humour of my own... ENJOY! Highest- #25 in humour #174 in random

SOON TO BE PUBLISHED BY W BY WATTPAD BOOKS! Danny's life gets turned upside down when she receives a mysterious sext from the school's notorious bad boy. ***** Danny Ashmore never imagined starting her senior year off with a broken heart and a pregnant sixteen-year-old sister. As her sister's stomach grows and the possibility of Danny going to college shrinks, she struggles to stay positive. That is, until she accidentally receives a dirty text message from an unknown number and is thrown head first into bad boy Sawyer Armstrong's life. Arrogant and drop-dead gorgeous, Sawyer is the last thing Danny expected, but as an unlikely friendship forms, she realizes he may be the best thing that's happened to her all year. [[Word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Cil Ojumo Content warning: this story contains themes of teen pregnancy

The Lenons, as they call themselves, have never seized to be provocative. The Eldons face it rough when they were attacked one night. After lives were lost and property, the Lenons took control of the city. The story focuses on a mother and her son as they run away from danger. As they were doing so, a lot came in their path. Question is? Do they hold the key to Eldon's freedom? How many secrets will be revealed? How many trusts will be broken? Let's find out!