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  • diree of ryhan
    11K 1K 6

    beebo is back! and he's back with a plan! ryan will never be able to escape him.. ever..

    Completed  
  • The shoe fic
    251 0 7

    ferard fanfic with kinkey shit

  • The hole fic
    137 0 1

    Kickthestickz weird ass story I wrote at 3am...

  • The Banana Fic (phan)
    96.8K 664 8

    You thought The Cherry fic was bad? You thought The Hat fic was worse? Well The Bananna Fic is ten times as sexual and insane. Warning 18+ content extremely sexual and crazy.

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  • Isaac and the Apple Fic
    177 14 4

    What really happened after the apple dropped on Isaac Newton's head? From discovering his sexuality to exploring it dEEply, Isaac finds his way through life and love and finally finds the apple of his eye.

    Mature
  • The Glue Fic
    92 3 1

    (I'm sorry I had to make this)

    Completed   Mature
  • The carrot fic
    8.5K 119 3

    its 3am so i decided to write a fan fic about dan and phil I'm sorry to whatever this becomes

    Completed  
  • The Cucumber Fic
    86 7 2

    Tall, dark, mysterious, oddly endearing and kinda shiny: an appropriate description of Clint, but is there more to him than what meets the eye? Julie likes Clint. Clint likes cucumbers. Help Julie work her way through the everyday struggles of her weeb life while still trying to work her way into Clint's oh-so-kinky...

    Mature
  • The Butt Plug Fic/ Just Emo Smut
    6.1K 25 5

    this is very gay and is boyxboy. if you don't like gay shit don't read it, or this. ok good bye.

    Mature
  • THE CANDLE FIC
    98 16 6

    A CANDLE JUST WANTS TO SET ITS SELF ON FIRE, SO WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THIS ONE CANDLE TO BE LIT ON FIRE?!?!?

  • The Door Fic (Dan And Phil)
    1.9K 41 1

    Dan and Phil are back at it again with the disgusting kinks. What will be their next item? First trees and now doors?

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  • The Pen fic - a Phan fic
    1.2K 15 3

    WARNING SMUT ALSO ONCE YOU JOIN THE PHANDOM YOU CANT ESCAPE JOIN AT OWN RISK I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATH BY FEELS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

  • The shirt fic
    71 3 1

    Completed  
  • The Paper Fic
    33 0 1

    The hat fic. the cherry fic. The milk fic. The hairdryer fic. Placenta . The chair fic, you get the point, Well the cycle doesn't end. Dan and Phil decided that maybe after all paper is good for the body. A Halloween special.

    Mature
  • The Pocky Fic
    70 1 1

    A fic written back in sixth grade, rewritten for the internetz. For people who have read this fic in the past: -The ship has changed -The story is different and a little more mature (not really) -My writing skills have imporved and I'm actually spending time on this version.

    Completed  
  • The Chicken Fic
    377 12 1

    Completed   Mature
  • the egg fic
    1.5K 28 2

    dan and phil cook eggs but then have cheeky bum secks

  • The flower fic
    149 1 1

    PHANGIRLS GET READY TO CRY!!!!

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  • The Bag Fic
    198 4 1

    This is an original story of mine. Enjoy :)

    Completed  
  • The Chair Fic
    10K 107 3

    Oh god this again

    Completed   Mature
  • The cake fic
    708 6 5

    ok, so me and a girl in my tutor were talking about a photo of Dan putting cake in Phil's mouth and I started to be weird :) so concept Dan and Phil have a threesome and later on it's just Dan, Phil and a cake ENJOYYYYYY

  • The Leaf Fic
    269 3 1

    Dan and Phil go camping.

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  • The Meat Fic
    431 11 1

    On a lovely sunny day in New Jersey, Frank Iero walks to a Denny's to meet his boyfriend Gerard, but is met with a fearful sight.

  • The Flour Fic (phan/fluff)
    69 7 1

    Dan and Phil are on spooky week baking cookies. crappy description, sorry , it's basically just fluff

    Completed