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The Invisible Best Friends by Blackrose2027
Blackrose2027
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Meet Alyssa Bent, she's a nerd. But not your typical one. She likes to read, but her world doesn't totally revolve around books. She's not shy nor does she stutter when someone tries to corner her. She can stand up to anyone provided it doesn't involve attention. Attention is the only thing that scares her, and like always, there's a reason behind it. Maintaining a balance of grades and producing comebacks with sarcasm dripping from each word isn't the only talent she possesses. Enter Aaron Pelt, the most popular boy at Gradient High. Girls fawn over him. Well, who wouldn't? He's the star soccer player, after all. With the looks no less than a model, he has no problem maintaining his status on the social ladder. He maintains a cool aura around him all the time. They both go to Gradient High, a school that is divided into two social groups: the popular ones and the nerds. The popular ones are the wealthy snobs and the nerds are the ones who practically are their slaves. At Gradient High, these two groups can never get along! Like Ever! But who knew that the most popular guy and the nerd would actually be best friends? That's right! Alyssa and Aaron have been best friends since their diaper days. But at school, they are forced not to acknowledge each other's presence because if they did, Aaron's reputation might suffer and Alyssa may be subjected to something she hates the most: attention. While Aaron may not know, the reason why Alyssa hates attention might be even more than she lets him believe. A reason that might even force her to throw away her future dream. So will Aaron be able to break through the walls and push her out even when he has the pressure of popularity and the school status weighing him down? Get ready to expect the unexpected. You might want to change your definition of clichè after reading...... #1 Humour- 08.01.16 (Cover by: -infinities) *NOT EDITED SO KINDLY BEAR WITH ME!
The Ballerina & The Devil by memoirsofjess
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"Why don't you go back to Hell?" I spat, fury boiling in the pit of my stomach. A dry smile played on his lips. "Haven't you heard, Cupcake? The Devil has yet to enter the realms of Hell." Follow the tale of Demi Lawson and Aidan Benson as they each tear down the stone wall the other has hid behind for one too many years... One beautiful, fucked up brick at a time. • • • • • WARNING: This story contains mature language/swearing, somewhat intense scenarios, clichés here and there, and a roller coaster of emotions. You're free to enter, but do so at your own risk. ****ALSO: This story is centered around eating disorders. If you're easily triggered by such material I would advise you don't read!**** © XxJessInfinityxX 2015 {Highest Standing: #2 on Teen Fiction) {Cover by: JuneMidnight}
Boss-y Boyfriend by KindOfAwesome
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"Where do you think you're going?" I froze. "Turn around." I didn't move. "Turn . the . f*ck . around." Something in his voice told me, to stop messing around, to surrender. I de-freeze myself and turned around in a deliberately slow pace. His hard eyes bored into mine, looking frightening enough to shake me to my every core. "What-" He took a step towards me. "the f*ck-" Another step. "is going on?" I gulped nervously. This was it. _____ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, or in Neena Dev's case, A girl's gotta do what her family tells her to do. A meddling Indian family who is hell bent on getting Neena married at the age of 22, shattering her ambitious and aspiring plans. Neena wants nothing but to halt her hustling family to stop pressurizing her into tying the knot hastily and she's willing to do anything to stop it.... even lying. A twisted, complicated lie that includes a word 'Boss' and a 'Boyfriend' ... or maybe just Boss-y Boyfriend. #15 in Humor (23.06.16)
Karma wears stilettos (ON HOLD)  by PsychoPenguin17
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"But, I don't want to make them pay." "What?" "I don't wanna hurt them, or make them pay for what they've done to me, I just don't." "Hold on a second, you're telling me, that you don't want revenge on the people that have made your life a living hell since junior school?!" "Yes." "Why the fuck not?!" she growled. "Well, because, I believe in Karma." "What?" she paused, a small smile forming on her pretty face. "I believe that karma will deal with them, someday. Maybe not now, but one day, and if I'm lucky, I can watch it happen." "Oh, sweetheart," she purred, "That day, is sooner than you think, and birds what? You're gonna have a front row seat to the show." *** Highest rank: #4th in humor (on: 21.05.17) Winner of the emerald awards! (#1st in humor) Karma wears Stilettos, 2015 © All Rights Reserved.
Not All Blondes Are Dumb [EDITING] by RudelyxEnough
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*BEING EDITED VERY SLOWLY AND HEAVILY* I gasped, glancing at the boy next to me. "She cursed... is that a bad sign?" He makes a funny face and looks at me. "You should run." "Great." Rich and privileged, Jordan Rossi had it all. Maybe too much of it to the point where she didn't realize how spoiled she was. Until she got expelled and practically got kicked out of her nice and comfy home to get shipped to a whole new state to live with her cousin. Her parents sure hoped that would be enough to get her to be a bit more responsible without anyone to fall back on. It's never that easy when there are bad habits to break. Especially if she's lived with those habits for seventeen years. New rules, new people, and a whole lotta of homework, Jordan sure hopes she gets through it without murder on her mind. [][][] Highest Rank: #13 in Humor on the What's Hot List Cover by @the_sinking_swimmer