You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

IF YOU READ THIS, YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE FROM THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I'm (not) sorry for making this. Why the fuck did I publish this to Wattpad again? Oh, yeah, becuase I can. Yeahhhhh. I made this because I was bored af, and I thought it was actually pretty funny, so I decided to upload it to Wattpad.

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truly a masterpiece in the writing industry. please give me 5 stars i will donate a jeep 2 u asap join peppa pig in an emotional adventure full of love and tragedy. will peppa pig find love? u find out in the award winning story "lady gaga x peppa pig" this will go on for a long time so its like a soap opera for all u older people out there

In a world of cartoons, will one brave character be able to take fate into her own hands for the man she loves?

another shipping fanfic hope yee enjoys

Yes, it is here to complete the trinity. (Also thanks @ Jackie for the name go follow her @morbidlymusical)

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself becoming one of the most popular boys in school. However, when he falls for Elisa Yao, Andy's ex-girlfriend, things get ugly. (Mean Girls with a Bandom Twist, mostly Fall Out Boy, but some Green Day, MCR, Panic!, and Phan. I don't own Mean Girls or any of the celebrities featured in the story. Please don't copy this story, I've seen lots of copies and I work very hard to write this)

When sin and tragedy befall the city of San Bandsokyo, musical prodigy Gerard Way and his inflatable robot companion, Patrick, team up with a group of friends to form Big Emo 6, the most punk-rock superhero group to ever exist. (I don't own Big Hero 6 or any of the band members featured in this story. Please don't copy the story, I work very hard to write it)

Great things were always expected of Gerard Way. As the eldest child of the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, everyone knew that he would succeed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Gerard isn't sure if he can live up to those expectations. His grades are less than stellar, and he is far from popular. Eager to prove himself, Gerard makes two completely irrational decisions that would shape the rest of his life: 1. He starts a band with his one and only friend Ray Toro. 2. He tosses his name into the Goblet of Fire. However, things are never as they seem at Hogwarts. With all of the drama between his fellow students and his growing crush on the Gryffindor Quidditch captain Frank Iero, Gerard will be seriously surprised if he even manages to make it until graduation. A Harry Potter/My Chemical Romance/Frerard fanfic, with some Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and others thrown in for good measure. Cover by @BrendonBySleep. Trigger warning: so many references that you'll feel like a photo that's been overexposed.