Your having a nice night in, eating Chef Boiardi Ravioli, when you hear a faint noise come from the closet. You investigate and in the closet, stands Michael Jackson, thought to be long dead. What will happen?

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

Just some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this story to complete only because of the kind of book it is. It will likely never be complete so I have just done this to allow for those who mark "complete" as a required tag to find it.

Have a Heart! I found most of these on BuzzGhana.com