You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

The title says it all! (All facts are 100% true!) > Go read Dolan Twin Facts #2! <

This is a Colifer fanfic. Well they are the actors from abc's show called Once Upon A Time. Jen and Colin have a really good chemistry onscreen. I know Colin is married, I respect that. Whatever happens in this fanfic is not true. {I'm not really good at writting stories. But I'm going to try hard to make it good.}

This story is the sequel to "Frozen |CS FanFic|" So please read that before starting this. And by the way, the story title is not based on the villain from Sleeping Beauty. The story title basically means "Evil" or "Darkness" or something like that. But it doesn't mean that Maleficent wont be joining this story's plot line ;D All of the characters in this story does not belong to me but to ABC's TV Show, Once Upon a Time :)

Just read the story Highest rank in FANFICTION #117

Oliver Queen, billionaire playboy and future heir to Queen Consolidated. That's what the public thought of him. Then he joined the army and disappeared from the public eye. This wasn't like the Oliver Queen they knew. Five years later he returned, to his family, to his friends and to Starling City. Everything had changed, everyone was glad to see him. But they didn't that the Ollie they knew died in that war. His younger sister Thea was happiest to see him, always accompanied by her best friend, Felicity Smoak. Oliver Queen never used to be a one woman man, but he wasn't that man anymore. He could never be that man again. His attraction to Felicity was undeniable, and extremely strong. Something he had never felt before. But the city was now in danger. Since his return, crime was everywhere. Oliver had to do something. He makes another life changing decision. He becomes the vigilante. It was dangerous, but he could protect the people he cared for and the rest of the city. What he doesn't know could kill him... And everyone he cares about. (AU where Oliver was a soldier instead of going to the Island, Felicity is Thea's best friend.)

remember that I tried to build ya, now I ain't worried 'bout shit