Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

Wow I'm just pumping out these books... Any Houdini, hello everyone and welcome to Scary Facts! These facts can range anywhere from facts about haunted places to scary facts about objects in your home. And while they may not be SCARY for some people, it really kinda depends on what your definition of "scary" is... SO. Grab a friend, a pet, a pizza, and enjoy! Or don't. Whatever.