An unlikely tale of odd affection and baffling fondness between a pair of outcasts in a ramshackle orphanage comes to be plagued by tragedy when they move away to the green idleness of Scotland. Six years scuttle by, and all that was promised to remain simple is replaced by the ugly misfortune of dirty secrets, traumatic yesterdays and Phil Lester's forbidden feelings for Dan Howell.

Dan and Phil are back at it again with the disgusting kinks. What will be their next item? First trees and now doors?

A book of au's, smut and fluff that's basically it.

In which Phil is looking for a relationship and Dan is looking for a friend.

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

••• Read 2:49am ••• Delivered ••• Failed to send ••• ••• ••• {note: these texts are in no particular order}

Just some Phanfics. They will mostly be one-shots and will only have happy endings. Oh, this will also have no smut, since I won't write that. I'll update mostly update at least once a month, and every two weeks if I can manage, but guys, I'm in school. Anyway, I hope you like it! **I don't own Dan or Phil and these scenarios are purely fictional**

*text fic* **mentions of depression, anxiety, suicide, and swearing** Also the majority of this is text, so I'm not going to worry about spelling or grammar errors

**mentions of depression, anxiety, self harm, suicide, and swearing**