Please stop adding this to reading lists and your libraries, just read the author's note at the end *****

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kaede Sakamoto, just your average Japanese high school girl. She was hit by 'Truck-san' and died. Surprise surprise, she has reincarnated into an 'Otome game', "Doki-Doki My Love Magical Academy"; which she coincidentally played due to a recommendation from [Friend A]. Now, she vows to be a good ruler, and to protect her fiancé (AKA Capture Target) from the all charming heroine. A/N: Sorry, I'm not good with descriptions. WARNING: This is my first story, so prepare for some (probable) cringe, some OP-ness and probably some plot holes. I will try to make sure my grammar is decent, and update when I can. (No promises though) My goal is to finish and complete the whole story without going on hiatus, so wish me luck! This is also going to be a fluffy intended type of story, so there won't be swearing, but there might be some mild swearing, like...crap? I don't really know. I haven't written a lot. Feedback and criticism is always welcome. I also do NOT own any of the pictures I've used.

This book follows the story of sociopath, who has taken on a new hobby. Taxidermy. She collects her 'projects' by the mass, taking time to make each end result perfect. One of her many secrets, her office, hidden deep in the woods. Her pieces are set up in her shop, perfectly frozen in time. Her largest secret? Her projects aren't exactly animals.