WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

This is basically a book of the greatest quotes from The Percy Jackson and The Olympians and The Heroes Of Olympus series combined! :D All quotes used here belong to the rightful author, Rick Riordan (my idol <3)