John was like any other kid in high school. Till one day his parents just. Disappeared. The police considered them dead. Heart broken John was forced to live with his cousin jake who lived in England. At first Life was pretty normal for the two of them. Until one day John and jake got jumped on the way home from work. Thats when the two of them meet the striders, Two highly attractive demon brothers. Life from then on was simply hell. (Contains boy x boy. Don't like. Don't read. For now it has dirkjake and Davejohn. I may add more ships later. (◕‿◕✿) Enjoy. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in my story. They are all created by the wonderful, Andrew hussie. I do own the plot of this story. Hope you like it ;3)

Original Description: dirkjakedirkjakedirkjakedirkjake A fanfiction in which my 13 year old self cultivated into my most viewed book... oh man ...nu....number 60 in homestuck? D: I.....

( virtual virusstuck ) (NOT IN THE GAME HOMESTUCK ) ( I MAY USE CHARACTERS IN HOMESTUCK BUT I TRY AND BE AS DIFFERENT AS POSSIBLE ) (Also davejohn , dirkjake) Dave and Dirk strider were in the market for a new game. When a weird man came with just what they need. Crimson red They have never heard of the game before so they were happy to try it even if their doubts were in mind. When they turned the game on they realized it wasn't a game to them. Weird monster that try and kill you, computer generated AI's that want them dead. The boys were gonna die right at the spawn of the game till. The tutorial AI's save their lives.

John Egbert is just a normal boy without a voice, and his life is suddenly changed when he becomes the target of a blood-thirsty Dave Strider, who's interest becomes peaked after nearly killing the little one, and a bromance begins between the two. Honhonhon, will the bromance stay a bromance? Or will it become something else entirely? [It starts out with John at six years old for a backstory, but it will only last for one chapter. He will end up being sixteen]

Dave x John Dirk x Jake Roxy x Jane 20's stuck ( prohibition) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dirk and Dave Strider are infamous smugglers that run an underground speakeasy. They've bought off most of the police in their town, but not Jake English. Jake, the detective that cant be brought off and who is a constant thorn in Dirk's side. John Egbert appears, seemingly out of nowhere, claiming he need cash fast? Roxy Lalonde is the renowned performer of the speakeasy, using her voice to make knees weak and melt men AND women alike into butter with her songs. Jane Crocker is the bartender of the speakeasy. Everybody knows and loves her, and she's super friendly, but is she desperate for cash as well?