Obama kidnaps a sexually frustrated teen who shoved marshmellow cereal to his prostate because he wanted to poop rainbow. Through their adventure, said teen takes over the local supermarket and eats a 24 inch dildo for breakfast. See what his antics are, and why his mommy's goth bf doesn't approve of his munchies on obama nipple hairs.

Ace was an Irken on the planet Irk,but all the other Irkens call her a defect. Soon Ace is banished to FoodCourtia with her hand-made SIR Unit Mia, But luckly the two manage to escape and land in a planet called Earth. But these two are in for the biggest surprise of there life. (Ace and Mia belong to me)

Yes, this is a Zim x reader fanfiction. Yes, it is cringy. No, characters are not in elementary scholl, Y'all are in high school. And finally, Yes, this will be cliche af cuz i have no creativity. (Cover does not belong to me i just put cringy test over a picture from some dude/chick on deviant art. )