"Why are you such an ass?" "Sorry to say, but chicks dig that baby girl." "Well this one doesn't and stop calling me baby girl!" "No can do..baby girl."

the humor didn't get better as i got older just fair warning

From Gryffindor to Slytherin, what will happen to The Brightest Witch of Her Age? What will happen to The Vampire Father? What will happen to the Golden Trio? What will happen to the Slytherin Prince? What will happen to the Dragon Tamer? What will happen to the Vampire Mother? Bella has not been turned yet, and this is set during the war between the newborns, Victoria, and the Cullens/Granger - Malfoy/Potter/Weasleys/The Quillitete Tribe This is a Harry Potter - Twilight crossover. The only characters I own are the ones that I happen to make out of thin air. All the rights go to J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer. Started- December 08, 2017 Ended-

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***** FREMIONE ALERT ***** However, I do not own the characthers, those are belong to the queen, J.K.Rowling. If you do not like this story, do not read it, as simple as that. Spread love not hate!

When a marriage law is passed an unlikely pair are matched together can they over come their differences to work together and face the world, and protect it from a new evil. With Voldemort Dead a new evil rises and you'll never guess who it is.

For Hermione's birthday, Fred will give her anything in the shop for free. What happens when she chooses a bad pygmy puff and will have to work with Fred to make it behave? Will they fall in love or will he let her marry Ron?

It's after the war at hogwarts, hermione has run away after hearing that fred has died. Only he hasn't, he was in a coma. When she goes to Astralia to live with her parents and her and Fred's new child will all be well? What about when Harry finds her? What about when old loves retern for her heart? Will all go as planed? Or will it all go down hill? Read to find out.

Fred and Hermione have known each other for a while, stealing glances and hinting at feelings they're both too shy to admit. But after an exchange at Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, they start to realize just how much they want each other.

She was a waitress, he was an artist. He was a soldier, she was an assassin. Lucy Stark was the cousin of the world-famous Howard Stark. She worked as a waitress on the weekends, and as an S.S.R. Agent, mechanical engineer, and Assassin during the weekdays. Steve Rogers was just a kid from Brooklyn looking for a place in life. He loved art, but he also wanted to serve his country after the attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941. He met Lucy at the diner. After chatting with her, he returned almost every weekend ending up in a friendship between the two. Their friendship remained even after Steve got the Super Soldier serum. Over the years they experienced loss, and after 70 years, reunion. They learn about news from the past, inventions of the future, make new alliances and enemies a part of both in which want to break up the friendship of Steve and Lucy. How will the two cope with the past and the future colliding together? ------------------------------------ User @capit-u is working on a Portuguese translation of this story, you can find this on their profile. Link for URL: https://www.wattpad.com/story/188426116-we%27re-still-here-capit%C3%A3o-am%C3%A9rica-tradu%C3%A7%C3%A3o All rights reserved, copyright belongs to Marvel Comics (except for OC, Lucy Stark).