a collection of bangtan blurbs that i needed to pen down before they got lost somewhere in the white matter of my brain. inspired by the one and only @yolgurt and her lovely "happiness" series which always makes me smile.

No spoiler here, just read it directly ;)

You, a fan, are dead and haunt BTS. Being involved in an accidental hit-and-run by the boys' tour bus on your birthday wasn't how you planned on dying. But it happened. A confused ghost you were, failing to find its place, you did what you could do and followed them back. You don't know why, but you targeted your bias, Yoongi, the most in your trails. Seeking playful revenge, all hit the fan the minute you realize that you aren't invisible to one member... Park Jimin can very much see you.

Priya, an international ARMY switches bodies with Kim Taehyung. How smoothly do you think that'll go? . . . Cover design: @ravsisrekt ; sticker design: creds go to rightful maker :)

Stranger: wanna see my dick?

in which a lesbian falls in love with a guy dressed as a girl and a guy who lost a bet falls in love with a heartbroken lesbian. -lowercase intended

"According to the Red String of Fate, every person has an invisible red string attached to their pinky, and at the end of the string is their soulmate. However, only some people have the ability to cut and/or tangle strings no matter the situation." It's the day of your best friend's wedding, and knowing that you have the ability to see the red string his soon-to-be wife asks you to neglect the soulmate laws in order to be with her soon-to-be husband. Her husband, being, your best friend; your soulmate. "What if I never love again?" ➳➳ soulmate!au

"There are so many issues with this"! "If you can't pick one of us, why not have us both"? ---------- Jimin was as innocent as could be. Jungkook was a fuckboy who wanted Jimin. Yoongi was a badboy who also wanted Jimin. This is a poly relationship and I've never wrote a story like this but all well I hope you like it Loosely based off of Cobra Starship's 'Good Girls Go Bad

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

i'm jealous of the way you're happy without me. sequel to stripper.