in which a boy forgets how to breathe every time he sees her face. [ extended summary inside ] for all of these causes: #freeyourbody #bodypositivity #nomorebullying #stopbodyshaming #projectcharacter #helpfightcliches #weareteenqueens #breakstereotypes #projectacceptyou

BLACK MIRROR meets PRETTY LITTLE LIARS in this multimedia thriller where an anonymous advice website gets hacked and the dark origins of the site start to come to light. (shortlisted for the 2017 wattys, #1 in mystery/thriller)

HIGHEST RANK REACHED IN ADVENTURE: #65 DISCLAIMER: I wrote this book when I was basically still a growing fetus so I kindly ask you to ignore how terrible the plot, grammar, punctuation, and everything else is. I was planning on one day rewriting this book to make it at least somewhat interesting, but, quite honestly, I've completely lost interest and would rather work on other things than something as yawn-inducing as this book. Thank you for listening and please enjoy this beautiful catastrophe. :) *the description is as old as the book itself* 'Dog' is a story about a Golden Retriever that is a sociopath. The Golden Retriever is known by the name of Dog. Dog has to go through a tragic beginning of having to lose her home, her friends, her everything. Although she is a sociopath, she later learns that emotion is something to love... To cherish. She meets many friends along her way of finding who she really is. She meets two cats named Limber and Rambi. She befriends them to the point where they feel like family. Though, Limber and Rambi are just two of the many interesting characters in the book. So join Dog in finding her true family... her true life.

He put flowers on her doorstep for her birthday. Too bad Nina was allergic to pollen. [ cover made by @incendia- ]

This book is not made to insult anybody, and if I give examples, I will not say the author's username. If you are offended by any of this - instead of ranting about it in the comments, just be a good person and stop reading. Remember - this book is supposed to be a helpful guide for anybody that's just getting started in writing books. But if you're just reading this for entertainment, then please be respectful. Also, feel free to put your own ideas of 'beginner mistakes' in the comments!

i swear when i grow up i won't just buy you a rose; i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely. ( warning: family issues and mentions of abuse in later chapters. ) 12.2.14 short story: #371 13.4.14 short story: #270

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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Dogs can be adorable and hilarious. These are "letters" about what dogs experience. And it is most certainly not annoying if you comment on every chapter. I love feedback! :) * This is a work of fiction. Dogs did not actually write these.