❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

❝Once upon a time, everybody wanted to rule the world,❞ [narnia; voyage of the dawn treader] [based off the movie] [second instalment] ©MARYSWINCHESTER

"A new phone and one wrong number are the best things that have ever happened to me because they led me to you." I once ranked #2 in Fanfiction and I keep this here to remember it (October 1, 2017) #1 in #Wrongnumber #1 in #WhyDon'tWe (and all their names too) #1 in #text #1 in a lot of things I'm too lazy to type out 1 million reads on November 8, 2017 2 million reads on July 6 This belongs to me, not you! So if you dare to copy this fanfiction the Nuggetz and I will come for you :)

"Love always finds a way back." Sequel to New Phone//Zach Herron Don't you dare try and copy this because it belongs to me!! This ranked #32 in fanfiction and I keep it here to remember♡ New Phone's highest rank is #2 in Fanfiction Started October 3, 2017 Ended --/--/--

"One day, I'm gonna save your ass and you're probably gonna wanna make out with me." Lizzy was getting really sick of being hit on by Richie Tozier, but then again a weird annoying horny preteen boy was nothing compared to a shape shifting inter dimensional being that fed on the souls of humans and loved the taste of fear. PART ONE FINISHED: 10/10/17 PART TWO FINISHED ??/??/?? Highest rank: #21 in Fanfiction Richie Tozier/Finn Wolfhard fanfic ⇉MATURE: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE⇇ © pastelxchild 2016

"is this real?" "it's real enough." Oneshots based on my fic Crybaby. cover cred: pinterest slow updates as of now Richie Tozier/Finn Wolfhard Oneshots ⇉MATURE: CONTAINS INNAPROPRIATE LANGUAGE⇇ © pastelxchild 2017

"I'm a child with a sword, playing king." Have you ever been to Narnia? Have you ever seen a train station that takes you to a completely different world? Well, she has. She has been to that station. The Pevensies are ruling Narnia as the rightful kings and queens. When Edmund Pevensie finds a book of prophecies in an old library and reads about a girl who is supposedly here to save the Narnian's from something even they don't know. He will rush out to find her, he will bring her to where she is supposed to be. But what will this mean for his siblings and above all, Caspian. This is a fanfiction so all the original characters belong to the wonderful C.S. Lewis!

❝The child of a royal bloodline does not have to follow the footsteps of their ancestors,❞ [chronicles of narnia; prince caspian] [based off of the movie] [first instalment] ©MARYSWINCHESTER