"Hello, my name is Barbara Robinson and I am a sixteen year old girl. And I really hate to admit this, but I am fat. Anyway, I live in this big town called Wattpadville. I study in a school called Wattpad High School. I'm just a normal heavy teenage girl, you know. But my friends aren't normal. My life isn't normal. Nothing is normal in Wattpadville." No truer words have been spoken than this. Join Barbara in her roller coaster journey as she meets the love of her life along with a few murders and magic on the way. But be warned - you've read it all before! This is a satirical parody that pokes fun at all the cliché, annoying stories in Wattpad that makes you roll your eyes and pull your hair. Note : Parental advisory. Explicit content. Enjoy reading!

Basic Synopsis: Maki Tanaka is lazy. Really, that's it. Real Synopsis: Maki Tanaka had died after being pushed in front of the speeding truck. Without even a rest in between, he found himself transmigrated to the most innovated Otome Game of the Year called 'The Noblest of Love'. Honestly, Tanaka couldn't care less about being inside of an otome game. He couldn't care less about all the capture targets, the so-called villain, the heroine, and even less about the fact that he's supposed to be some cannon fodder for his brother, Edward, who is one of the capture targets, to step on. He just wanted to sleep dammit. After angering his father (therefore pissing off the rest of his family) with his listlessness, he was banished to Wisteria Estate on the other side of the capital separated from the main household. Which is awesome for Tanaka because he doesn't have to listen to his so-called 'family' prattle on and on about his uselessness. Even so, it seemed there are some things that he couldn't avoid... The villain for example. Tanaka: I'm sleepy... Villain: Then let me hold you in my arms while you sleep~ Tanaka: I'm hungry... Villain: Then I'll feed you~ Tanaka: I'm tired... Villain: A bath might help you relax. Just turn around and let me wash your back~ Tanaka: I'm sore... Villain: I can massage your body~ Tanaka: ...But it's your fault that I'm sore... (AN: The MC starts off as a child, so any romantic development would be in later chapters. Some innocent tofu-touching will happen early on though~)

(Dropped) I woke up on the hospital bed and found out that I'm about to marry a powerful man (Seme material too!!). How can this happen?? I'm just your average fujoshi that spends her day going back and forth to university and home. However, one day I was struck by lightning and when I came to I seem to have transmigrated body?! Transmigration is popular theme for web novels but now, I am currently experiencing one. OMG. Then I found out I'm about to marry seme-sama. That day he came in with an uke looking secretary. They seem to have ambiguous relationship too! Oh, is he marrying me to hide the fact that he is GAY?! Don't worry Seme-sama! I will help you but OH MY GOSH, Seme-sama please be faithful and choose only one uke! [Let's just say this book is about a very delusional main character that ships her husband with every guy she sees- Oh, though this is a straight romance, portrayal of homosexuality is there. Also, there will be a lot of Japanese term that's used by fujoshis] Spin Off from Second Chance. **Fujoshi (腐女子, lit. "rotten girl") is a self-mockingly pejorative Japanese term for female fans of manga and novels that feature romantic relationships between men.** Idea emerges from "Father, mother escapes again" on NovelUpdates. Do check that out and support it's translation. Oh but do note that this is original work and not a translation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This is a story about Ying Yue On a Sarcastic adventure with System Goku oh, and there is even an additional supervisor system whom she is in love with but he is programmed to kill her pretty much any given time. oh yeah, goku is also called as Fulfilling A Reader's Wishes system. So you can comment or pm me aka the author if you want your wishes to be Ying Yue's Missions to make Clichés and probably.. very very probably even cause distortions in different worlds... WARNING: SOME SCENES IN THE NOVEL MIGHT POSSIBLY... UTTERLY TAINT YOU. SO BEWARE!!! ;)

"Let the Lightning Engulf you" 15-year-old Alexander Charon embarks on his journey at a new school as he struggles to form bonds and relationships with those around him. He begins to unravel his hidden talents forcing his life to take an unexpected turn as he witnesses the murder and kidnapping of his friends. He must use his newly found skills to solve mysteries and protect those he cares for before it's too late. Can Alex rise up as he attempts to persevere against adversities? Or will he fall into despair as hope dwindles with each new obstacle? ---------------------------- Thank so much to everyone commenting and liking my book! I promise I read all of them and I'll respond as soon as I can. Original Image for cover by Richard Ungar. Cover Edited by Z.T.Soyoye using Photofunia.com Highest Rank in Adventure: #69 Highest Rank in Science Fiction: #15 Highest Rank in Action-Adventure: #1 Highest Rank in Mystery: #3 ** FEATURED WATTPAD PICKS ** **The Wattys2018 Longlist Pick**

She was born with the power to control the universe at her fingertips. An immortal deity carved from the stars, she spent centuries watching over the werewolf domain and granting their divine prayers from her celestial throne. However, she doesn't remember any of her past life. Because her name is Maddy Aster, a full-blooded, painfully average human girl who is constantly overshadowed by her older sister. All they see is an ordinary girl. . . But she is the Moon Goddess. *** ~3rd in series but can be read as a standalone~ ~Highest Ranking: #4 in Werewolf~ "I have read almost all of these stories in the series, and I adore them all, but I'd have to say for sure this is my favorite by far" -Books_With_Wings "This was an awesome book and one of the best werewolf books I've ever read" -wolfandcatsarewhoiam "Such a good book *wipes tear while clapping*" -nileena040

Loved the wrong person. Used until broken. Discarded brutally. ----- His parents gave him the name, ShuFang, meaning kind, gentle and sweet. He had everything he needed; love from his family, respect from his peers, and friends who would go through hardships with him. One thing he didn't have was a lover. One day, he fell deeply in love. Unfortunately, he fell in love with the wrong person. The person he loved used him over and over again until he broke. All ShuFang wanted was for his love to be reciprocated; even if it's just a little bit. But to his heartbreaking shock, the person he loved didn't love him at all. In fact, the he hated ShuFang. He thought ShuFang was disgusting for loving another man. That person executed his family and friends right in front of ShuFang's face. ShuFang was dismembered and thrown into the snowy mountains. His sight grew hazier and hazier until he saw a blurry shadow approach him. "Would you like a chance to restart everything? A chance to save your loved ones from demise, a chance to live your life for yourself, and a chance to love again--all, in the exchange for your lovely eyes." "Yes." But I won't ever love again.

[Zeus x Hera] (Note: Rake is an old term for player) For thousands of years, the Queen of the Gods has put up with her philandering, arrogant, conceited and uncaring husband. She became known as a jealous and vindictive queen. But turning your husband's mistresses into a cow was justified, right? But what happens when she reaches the end of her rope? Hera, the Queen of the Gods who also happens to be the Goddess of Marriage decides that she's had enough. She leaves Zeus and all of Olympus behind so that she could go to the Mortal Realm and experience a different kind of life. She reinvents herself and finally gets to do the things she longed to do. Finally, she was free! But as they say: you don't realize what you have until it is gone. Zeus, the King of the Gods, wants Hera back in his life. This time, he decides to turn all his charms to wooing his wife and gaining her back. But will Hera be his wife and queen again? Will she be able to change the set ways of the King of the Gods and reform the rake in him? ***Credits to @DarkLeague for the cover***

**shortlisted for Wattys2017** Technically speaking, I died when I was seventeen. What should have been just another typical day out on the water with my friends, turned ugly fast when a freak storm came out of nowhere and I was thrown overboard. Had it not been for my damned dress, I could have swam to safety, but no, every day had to be a fashion show, and my dress got caught on rocks, holding me down until I drowned. I thought right before I died I would at least get to see a montage of my fabulous life, all the parties and romantic dates with my perfect boyfriend, Asher, but nope again. Instead, all I saw was a hideous sea monster smiling to me as my lungs filled with water. When I woke up in a cave in the middle of the ocean, that sea witch made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I could go back to my perfect life, and my adorable boyfriend, all I had to do was give the sea witch two years of my service, and then she'd free me from my fate. It seemed easy enough at the time, but can the price to live actually come at too high of a cost? Highest rank #5 in paranormal

COMPLETE #1 in Fantasy #1 in Adventure #1 in Historical Fiction ---------- Sometimes, believing helps us to see truth. Other times, we need a little evidence to believe. But there is truth behind everything; every false manoeuvre, ever little lie...a small piece of truth is hidden. Just like truth is wound into legends too. Growing up best friend to the future King, Arabelle never really thought her life could go wrong. Whenever she wanted something, or needed something, she would get it. Then she lost her father at a young age and Arabelle was forced into a world of dresses, balls, and lies. Being a tomboy, Arabelle would have rather been out on her horse doing archery practice with her brothers. When Arabelle gets curious and sneaks into a forbidden area of the castle, she discovers a deadly secret: her bloodline is sacred, dating back to a legend surrounded by the one thing she knows not to be true. Unsure what to do, she gets caught up in a series of events that lead to her being hidden and whisked away from the only familiar place she knew. After making some unlikely allies, Arabelle sets off on a journey to find the legend of the last dragon egg. Fate has something big in store for her; will she be able to withstand the pressure of it all?There is one thing Arabelle needs to learn to survive this new place... Some things are more than a legend. ---------- © Isabella Espe 2013 - 2019 This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. This work is unedited. Your patience and leniency towards any grammatical or spelling errors is requested while you read this story. This story was written in 2013, and the author knows there are a lot of errors in this work. Thank you for understanding. ---------- Credit to @Abyss-of-Crazy for the cover!