A collection of fluffy, rude, funny, kinky and smutty stories of Bangtan. Namjoon - Sweet and innocent? It's just an act. Yoongi - Secretly a sweetheart. Taehyung - Naughty boy. Hoseok - One word, 'Princess' Seokjin - Never fails to make you laugh. Jimin - He's locking up a lot of secrets. Jeon - Adorable? That's what you think.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!