Wenn Lehrer versuchen, lustig zu sein, endet das meistens mit von Fremdscham geplageten Schülern und einem hilflosen Lehrer, der einfach nicht versteht, weshalb ihn keiner auch nur das kleinste bisschen lustig findet. Manche Lehrer jedoch haben- freiwillig wie unfreiwillig- ziemlich gute Sprüche auf Lager! Und genau diese Sprüche sammle ich schon seit nunmehr drei Jahren... Obwohl, ein paar Schülerkommentare haben sich auch dazwischen verirrt... - - Dieses Buch dient nur zur Unterhaltung, ich möchte damit niemanden bloßstellen oder beleidigen! Alle diese Zitate sind original, die Namen habe ich aus Sicherheitsgründen geändert. - Viel Spaß beim Lesen! - #truestory #Full of sarcasm #Don't like, don't read - Best ranking #1 in "Sonstiges": 8.08.2017/25.12.2017/14.01.2018

Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle all the way. Oh what fun, It is to hide; To slaughter and to slay... (Winner of @Fright's Holiday Horror Contest!) Highest ranking: #10 in horror, 27th December 2016 Featured in @IncarnateMovie 'Best of Horror' reading list Featured on @Fright @Wattfest @SpeculativeFiction @ForbiddenWorlds reading lists Featured Story December 2018 (Home For the Holidays) Featured Story November 2020 (Editors' Choice) Featured Story October 2021 (Homepage, Spooky SZN) Also available on Amazon and at Barnes and Noble Includes audio Cover by @RachelS8766 Disclaimer: This story is rated PG13, and any comments on this story should also be suitable for 13 year olds to come across. Any comments which are not PG13 may be removed without notice. Thank you ☺♥

This is the almost final draft of this book, which will come out January 12, 2016! Chloe never set out to be famous, but her marriage to Hollywood A-lister, Jason Vanderholt, made her a celebrity by association. Jealous and nosy fans heckle her in public and the tabloids portray her as cold, arrogant, and unworthy of her husband. As bad as that is, it's about to get a whole lot worse. Her brother, Chris, is being paroled from prison, where he has been serving time for shooting and nearly killing Chloe when she was a child. This is not a situation that she wants splashed all over the headlines, especially because this could incite her brother to try to finish the job. When Chloe gets word of a string of crimes that might be tied to her brother, she finds she has yet another enemy: their father, Dr. Winters. He refuses to cooperate with Chloe's security team and even gives the police a hard time when they try to investigate. The one ally Chloe has in her own family is her half-sister, Beth, a public prosecutor intent on bringing Chris to justice. Her approach is so aggressive that everyone from Chloe's security specialist to the police detective insists that she is doing more harm than good. Beth assures Chloe that her way is the only way that will work, which leaves Chloe to decide whether to trust the experts, or the sister she barely knows. The wrong choice puts her very life in danger.

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛