We all know Gotham's most wanted girls! The fiery, gorgeous, most fabulous divas! Besides the criminal part. Selina Kyle, the sultry, seductive jewel thieving kitty, Catwoman. She's all eyes for the prize...or you know, something else. Harleen Quinzel, the crazy, cute, slightly mental jester, Harley Quinn. She wants to make Joker suffer as much as he made her. Pamela Isly, the deadly eco environmentalist, Poison Ivy. Trusting her is a big mistake, but her trusting someone else? Bigger mistake. Breaking out of Arkham with no intention to forge a new life after their wicked ways of crime, the girls plan to take out their own enemies, enlisting the B-man's help was hard enough. With twisting trusts and frazzling friendship, how will Gotham's Girls make this really end? Little do these ladies know, that they'll recieve more than they bargained for.

Harleen Quinzel isn't like any other doctor you know. She is insane. Don't be fooled by her beauty. In one second, she can shoot your brains out. But only one man could bring that out of her, the Joker. (PG-13)

Dating the Joker (especially the hot, Heath Ledger-type Joker) is a dream of many Batman fangirls (me! ME!!!!!! But only if I can't have The Scarecrow, a la Batman Begins\Cillian Murphy's sexy-psychatrist Dr. Crane, who makes glasses hotter than abs). We all wish we were Maggie Gyllenhaal at Bruce's party when Heath calls her beautiful. It's creepy, yes, but sooooo hot! Well, dating the Joker is no double-chocolate cake. Take it from Harley Quinn, who's getting nothing back from her man. But yet she's still willing to risk everything for him...I never said I understood love!

Arkham Asylums Finest Doctor and Deadliest Patient. The Joker a notorious criminal, has been thrown into Arkham Asylum countless times but this time is different this time he gets his very own doctor, Doctor Harleen Quinzel. All characters belong to DC. Batman/Joker/Harley Quinn/Scarecrow

This story is the start of The Joker and Harley Quinn, this is my first story ever, Harley Quinn and Joker are breaking out of arkham once again, until they discover Their passion for each other.

The sequel to My Boyfriend is a Psychopathic Clown: Harley Quinn's Story. We finally get to hear Joker's side (though I gave you a little preview, remember, those that have read it?) Expect a lot of general craziness, and...will Joker FINALLY catch the Batman? Well, you'll just have to read on (if the Joker doesn't break the Internet first. It sounds like something he would do, right?)