Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

A book on Slytherins and everything related to Slytherins. Currently has Slytherin fashion, house differences, Slytherin quotes, Slytherin psychology and more! Everyone has a healthy mix of Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw in them. Whichever house you are in, I wish you the best of luck and that you bring your house pride. Note: This books uses a lot of pictures. I DON'T OWN ANY TO MOST OF THE STUFF

This is a book with 101 reasons why @officialfuryevans is awesome! [#228 In Random]

During the summer right after second year, Harry gets sent back to live with his relatives, the Dursleys. When a magical inheritance flaming his relatives to a burnt crisp after dealing with merciless beatings, Harry runs out. He goes through many changes all-leading up to a different Harry Potter than we imagined. When the truth gets revealed to him, will Harry still be light?

What if Harry didn't turn out how Dumbledore expected? What if he was changed by the horcrux and his experiences at the hands of the Dursleys? What if Voldemort got there first? A dark Harry fan fic with a father son relationship between Harry and Voldemort (it develops through the story). I don't own the pics or characters save a couple OCs and their story line.

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!