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Lunar Whispers

COMPLETED (BOOK 5) *Also a stand-alone book!* Jacob had been shy his entire life. He was reserved, had an introverted soul, and struggled to communicate with even those closest to him. Jacob had a deep secret, which made him feel alone and scared, and he considered giving up his battle, until his secret wasn't as priv...

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Dream Daddy

Sean is trying to let go of the past, but he can't. After the death of his wife, he just doesn't have the heart to move on. Especially, when his eighteen year old daughter, Samantha, reminds him of her. He is happy being a single dad... but now his baby is dreaming about college. He knows he must let her go, but c...

He's Special...(Septipler)

Mark is an average teenager, he has friends, a family, a girlfriend (who he really doesn't like, lol), and he has a best friend...Mark's best friend is Seán and he's a exchange student from Ireland. Seán has a gift....That's the reason why his family moved...For seán could be safe. Seán never told anyone about his gif...

Read Between the Lines

⚠️ This story contains serious topics such as suicide, abuse, bullying. It will contain gay slurs and self harm. Viewer discretion is advised ⚠️ (This is a story for an English class so sorry if it's not as "good" as my writing normally is, I don't feel like writing a description at the moment)

Forgotten (Septiplier)

Jack was in a serious accident and ended up in hospital in a coma. Once he wakes two months afterwards, they discovered that he has amnesia. He doesn't remember the love of his life, Mark. But can Mark make him remember who he is or has he lost his soulmate? Hi guys this is my first fanfic. Please could you give me fe...

Septiplier Abused save me

Jack is a emo kid who has life hard. Abused,rapped, tourched but then there's Mark a kind caring. (My first book) contains gay smut,tourcher,abuse,depression,suicidal thoughts.

It's Too Late (Septiplier)

Jack lives in his own personal hell. He gets bullied in school. He has no friends. His mother died a long time ago and his father is always drunk. He is depressed and can't feel better about himself unless someone tells him that he is loved, but by that time it's too late.

is this love?↠tythan↞

Ethan was put through absolute hell and he called it love. will Tyler be able to teach him what love really is?

What Do You Want Now? (Anti • Dark / Jack • Mark)

After Darkiplier and Antisepticeye found a way to over power Jack and Mark, they both were free. But Dark couldn't stop thinking about how Anti makes him feel, and Anti kept denying that he had feelings for Dark. Both were afraid to talk to each other, but being the demons they are, they both don't show their...

The Darkness Inside

Jack has been fighting it for months, but one can only go so far. Antisepticeye finally comes out, and who will he go after first? Of course it would be Mark, Anti has been dying to see his... old friend. Perhaps he could even get Darkiplier out. Only time will tell ((There will be a prequel to this so don't be...

Moments (A Septiplier story)

Two ordinary boys, Jack and Mark, have known each other their entire lives. They both become famous through YouTube and many of their fans begin shipping them together. Eventually they discover that, maybe, they are perfect for each other.

My Teacher's Little Monster // ✔️COMPLETED✔️

Jack is a vampire. He gets bullied because he's different. They would be so scared if they knew jack could rip them to shreds. But he doesn't. You know what he does instead? Cuts, drinks, all that jazz. But one day he gets a new teacher. Jack can smell that the teacher, Mark, is also a vampire.

My Neko Story - Septiplier

Jack is a neko who has been living with a harsh owner for his whole life. One night he finally escapes the harsh owner's house and runs away. He lives on the streets for a short time period until a tall handsome guy finds jack all alone without a owner. What will happen with Mark and Jack in My Neko Story?

He's Mine

Dark has always been in the inner depths of Mark's mind watching, waiting. But now he sees something he has to have; the green haired boy with sparking blue eyes. Will he get what he desires or will something get in his way? (Danti fic)

Bendy x Cuphead (OC Requests Are Closed)

I'm bad at descriptions, but I hope everyone enjoys my story.

Now or Never (tomtord)

3 types of ppl. The Smart The Stupid Me

secrets don't keep themselves [TomTord]

this is the story about how I became friends with the smartest kid in school. the story about why he was so smart. the story about how he took over the world, and made me his second in command. how my friends died trying to overthrow him. and, y'know... everything in between. it's.. lengthy, but that's only because I...