The man raised his eyebrows, his smirk growing. -"Aw, I am sorry... How rude of me not to introduce myself first, right?" Then, the smile vanished. "Nice to meet you, darling, I'm The Devil." ------------------------- THIS STORY CONTAINS: -Mature content: signalled with these dots ( • • ) in the title. -Violence: signalled with these symbols ( × × ) in the title. ------------------------- Top Rankings: #1 in AlexTurner #1 in ArcticMonkeys

"Do me a favour and tell me to go away" - 2011 - Lana Harper had always been an ardent fan of indie rock, but she had never taken a liking to Arctic Monkeys. It wasn't the music; it was the persona of their frontman, Alex Turner, that irked her. She found his arrogance insufferable. So, when she got an assignment from her music magazine to cover the band's upcoming tour, she was less than thrilled.

"You're drunk. You're always drunk. You can't keep coming here." "I didn't know where else to go."