Ten cheesy sex jokes from Yato

Wrote down ten cheesy sex jokes from Yato-san of Noragami. You see, I had a good laugh when he said those xD

It's A Deal

"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepen...