Who loves reading mystery novels? Who loves being a detective? If you do, then this is the book for you! Full of riddles and mystery! Note: None of the content here is originally mine.

✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

Normal lang may CRUSH. Ang crush ay parte sa buhay natin. Dito nagsisimula ang pagibig sa isa't isa. Sabi nila, ang walang crush abnormal. Pero, totoo ata e kasi lahat naman tayo may puso hindi lang ang saging. Karamihan sa atin may crush na celebrity, classmate, friend o kaya naman stranger. Kahit walang pag-asa, push lang. Yan ang problema sa atin. Kung may crush ka, basahin mo to. I'm sure makakarelate ka. ENJOY!