Clean versions of dirty Fanfics

Yes. I'm starting with the milk fic. and yes. you can request. and yes. I will read them first.

Tour without me || Dan and Phil

The "Amazing Book Is Not On Fire" book and Tour are coming up really soon and Dan and Phil are more then excited, but tragedy strucks down when Phil starts getting messages saying that people are only going to go to see Dan. This hurts Phil and Dan and Phil end up getting in to a fight. Will they make up before the t...