Stan cheats on you. Why? Talking it out is the best thing to do. Let your emotions do the talking. PG-13 Swearing; dialogue heavy; cringy asf. Viewer discretion advised.

"No ones wants to date a guy who doesn't have his shit together, a guy who can't take care of himself, a guy who spazzes out over every little thing, a guy who can't handle things. No one wants to date a guy-" "Like me? No one wants to date a guy like me?"

While at a high school party, Stan gets drunk and accidentally confesses his love for Kyle.

I made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)