Creds to Karamasun on tumblr for the amazing artwork this is based on.

AmazingPhil ; Phil Lester & Danisnotonfire ; Dan Howell fanfic. WARNING: Sexual contact, smut & rude language. Phan smut. Could I JUST SAY: My gay and horny best friend ;) requested this story, so sorry if it disgusts you but I got paid £10 for it, so yeah... OK BYE X

"I'm hearing things Phil." "Like what?" "Like...." I paused realizing I shouldn't say it. "Like, nothing never mind." "Tell me coward!" He pushed me off my bed, kept me down with his hands, he sat on my hips, inches from my face he said, "Have you been hearing that I'm an excellent kisser? Because that's true."